Disciplinary Notice #2

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004

I got my second write-up for tardiness at work today. I somehow broke my alarm clock last night, and didn’t wake up until about 11 am, so I missed two hours of work.
What pisses me off is being written up over it. When I first started working for this company, I pretty much made my [...]

TV Tonight

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004

LiveJournal seems to enjoy my postings so much, it’s been double posting them and forcing me to go back and remove one later. Odd.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’m still addicted to my WB television. Like many of my friends, I threatened to boycott WB after they cancelled my favorite television show, Angel. There [...]

Dating…

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004

I sure wish “the universe” were stupid. You know how everyone always uses that stupid cliché: it happens when you’re not looking for it…
Me: Okay, I’m not looking for love anymore!
Universe: *shrugs*
Me: And if I go out tonight, I am absolutely not hoping to meet a nice, smart guy who’ll [...]

Weekend Book Review

Monday, June 28th, 2004

Typing is rather difficult today because I chopped off two of my fingers yesterday. Two digits completely gone from my right hand.
Okay that’s a lie. I’m just desperate for attention is all. C’mon, LiveJournal, love me! And speaking of shallow, attention-seeking ploys, I finished reading Chuck Palahniuk’s Invisible Monsters yesterday.
So in Palahniuk’s tale, every character [...]

Weekend Events

Saturday, June 26th, 2004

My best friend Michelle is dealing with a break-up that’s turning nasty. She called me last night at 4 am after calling the cops on her ex-girlfriend turned stalker, but I didn’t get the message until this morning. I called her and got the whole story about how the ex followed her home from a [...]

Sleepless in Las Vegas

Friday, June 25th, 2004

I had one hell of a nasty night.
My old mistress insomnia is back. But this time she brought her dominatrix-bitch plaything with her… night terrors. All night long they treated me like the $50 hookers they are, making me scream out, throwing me around my apartment and riding me to utter exhaustion.
It’s times like this [...]

The lie of abstience education

Thursday, June 24th, 2004

Yesterday, President Bush made another speech praising abstinence until marriage sex-ed programs. For the first time, there may be statistical data to prove that abstinence programs are not effective and might actually encourage the spread of STDs. A study held over 6 years followed people who signed pledges saying they wouldn’t have sex until marriage. [...]

Today’s Fun

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004

Today was one of my favorite parts of putting together the magazine… choosing which letters to the editor we’ll run.
The letters usually fall into a few categories:
1. The angry email – something about cyberspace makes people completely unable to write anything comprehensible when they are angry. One example: she needs to apologize to her own [...]

Ew! Ew! Ew!

Monday, June 21st, 2004

Your Buffy Threesome (With Pictures) by srb4887

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I got two frickin’ potentials! Not even marginally cool ones! And what the f-ck would I do with TWO GIRLS? I hope they enjoy each other, because I’ll be in the corner pretending to be barely interested.
So I put the pet plan [...]

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Friday, June 18th, 2004

I think it’s time.
This weekend, I’m going pet shopping.
It’s been over a year since my 14-year-old puppy died. Lil’ G was a great companion for years and helped me feel comfortable when I moved into my current apartment and lived completely and totally alone for the first time in my life. People who have constant [...]