Blind Prophecy

From *-*-*cactuswatcher”> most recently:

1. Starred as “Jimmy the Intern” in a recruitment video for a well-known media corporation.
2. Smelled the breath of a wild grizzly bear.
3. Pretended to have anal sex while wearing only a jock strap in front of 250 fully clothed people (because it served the plot of the play).
4. I’ve appeared on TV, radio, stage, documentary film, in print, and the internet.
5. Attended opening night of Las Vegas’ only lesbian-oriented topless club in history (which closed two weeks later).
6. Had a knife fight break out literally on top of me when riding the bus to work in Las Vegas. That was also the last time I’ve ever been on a bus in Las Vegas.
7. Had lunch with Broadway star Anthony Rapp (from the original Rent).
8. First person to show up at a surprise party in my honor.
9. Made a custom fit Spanish Doublet (with all the decorations underlayers) in less than 3 hours.
10. Worked in an office that simultaneously employed: Rob, Rod, Ron, Roberto, and Ross.

ETA: *-*-*joerioslv”> points out that he was with me at the time of #7, so it shouldn’t count. Therefore, I humbly sumbit that I was once in Charo’s dressing room while she was clad only in a silk shorty robe.

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