Crack television
Monday, October 31st, 2005Oh my Goddess! It’s horrible! It’s awful! It’s…
Not On The First Date – a Utah-based reality series that bears an uncanny (read: plagarized) resemblence to Blind Date.
So, I did a Yahoo search to find out more, it returned this result: Did you mean: “norton the first date” utah? Yes, clearly “Norton the First Date” make much more sense.
Anyway… here’s an article about the show by BYU News Net.
“How funny would it be if a bunch of Mormons are on a TV dating show?” Jimmy Rex, the producer and the host of “NOTFD”, said this is what he thought while he was watching other dating shows on TV.
And here’s the website. (Complete with oh-so-proffesional typo “Upcomming Events”)
The guy just said, “Yeah, she’s totally cute… I would kiss her if I ever had the, you know, [balls? testosterone? knowledge of a woman's body to identify the lips?] nerve”
Ack! And now the 6’4″ dorkus in the second segment is asking the restaurant owner for tips about kissing a girl. Does no one ever teach Mormon boys in Utah County any moves?
God, watching the dating habits of Mormons is just hideous, it’s like a train wreck. I can’t turn away. This shit should be televised nationally. It’s like crack.
