Blind Prophecy

Well, that’s the fourth time in as many days that one of my friends has suggested that what I really need is a boyfriend. Three of the four comments have been in direct relation to the little yahoogroup spat I mentioned yesterday. Even L, the coworker I’m crushing on, suggested that now that my year of celibacy is over, I should “wet my cookie” (but not with him because he and his ex boyfriend ex boyfriend ex boyfriend are back together).

Much as I’d like a partner, I resent the assumption that I was more prone to lose my temper because I’m single. Even if that isn’t it, I’m wondering if I’m giving off a particularly strong “he really needs to get laid” kind of vibe.

In other news, Jeanne had her back surgery yesterday. In fine family tradition, the news from the hospital was “her spina bifida was much worse than our original diagnosis suggested!” Anyway, she seems to be doing okay now, although she’ll be in the hospital though the holidays. We knew that going in, though, so it’s nothing to worry about any more than any other major surgery.

Have you all seen the South Park Christmas episode about woodland critters? The one where the only thing that will save the world from the birth of the anti-Christ is Santa with a shotgun and three mountain lion cubs learning to perform abortions. Laughed my ass off.

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