Blind Prophecy

November’s top search phrases that brought you here:

computers internet blog	12	3.6 %
contradict	11	3.3 %
dracula orchid	10	3 %
enda	8	2.4 %
the tudors henry viii	5	1.5 %
prophecy november 2007	4	1.2 %
sasha renee drag	4	1.2 %
tome jere	4	1.2 %
blind prophecy	3	0.9 %
dore alley 2007 photos	3	0.9 %
jere keys	3	0.9 %
john barrowman	3	0.9 %

I cannot, for the life of me, figure out the “dracula orchid” – the only post I ever made with both words in it was from a comic book meme.

Other disturbing phrases that popped up on the list include:

• jockstrap came loose
• omnia illa et ante fiebant – omnia illa et rursus fient
• who keeps the decorations after the wedding is over?
• van andel family gossip
• grossest thing ive ever seen (Jere: Why did this point to my blog?)

I hear that the Van Andels are hiding the fact that all the men in the family are gay. Typically, the wedding decorations are kept by the shameless old women who hang around until the end of the reception and stuff them in a purse on the way out. And I get geek points for knowing that the second item are lyrics from the Battlestar Gallactica soundtrack song “Kobol’s Last Gleaming” and they translate to “All of this has happened before/And all of this will happen again.” No, I don’t speak Klingon.

Filed under: blogging meta by Jere Keys