Blind Prophecy

I know that my loyal reader (note the lack of the plural) expects a certain professional impartiality from me when reporting on matters of true importance. I take that trust very seriously. Therefore, it is only with extreme caution, deliberation and consideration that I will allow myself to endorse an individual candidate at this critical voting season.

Yet, I feel that having weighed the various positions, conducted my own independent analysis of the relevant factors, and held my tongue until closer to the endgame, I feel it is now time to come out in favor of one of the top three frontrunners.

Therefore, we (note the plural form indicating a royal “we”) do endorse and support Puntabulous as your choice for the 2007 Gay Bloggies champion. Although Frank at OMG Blog and Fausto from Feast of Fools are admirable contenders, it is our considered opinion that they offer the same gay bitchiness and/or celebrity gossip already overly glamorized by our queer media. Only Craig at Puntabulous represents the invisible side of the gay community: the true geek. Oh, sure, those glossy fashion magazine will provide token geek images from time to time… they might reference Buffy or show some underwear model in glasses (gasp!), but this is the true story of a pasty young nerd who spends a lot of time playing with his lightsaber in his room. This gay geek understands the swell of hope and crash of dissappointment at Marvel’s comic book film adaptations, this gay geek has drawers full of argyle sweaters, this gay geek lives with his parents, this gay geek has unplucked eyebrows! Which is why we love him. So, go, vote thumbs up for Puntabulous and thumbs down for the other guys.

If you’re still not convinced, just ask yourself this… of the three candidates, which one do you think wants and needs free gay porn (the prize for the winner) the most?

Vote thumbs up for Craig here
Vote thumbs down for Faustus here
Vote thumbs down for Frank here

Then check back for the final round!

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