Blind Prophecy

‘Tis the weekend for year-end top ten lists. I love how random and unnecessary many of these are. I’m working on a few of my own, however, I’ve had some ideas for top ten lists you won’t want to hear from me…

10. Top ten poops of 2007
9. Top ten reasons to make a donation to Huckabee for President in 2007
8. Toe tem typos of 2007
7. Ten best STDs of 2007
6. Ten most interesting places I’ve put a banana in 2007
5. Top ten long-winded whiny blogs about why I’m single in 2007
4. My ten favorite knitting patterns in 2007
3. Top ten “esprit d’escalier” remarks I thought of in 2007
2. 2007′s biggest adventures in body hair waxing
1. Top 2007 things I’d rather do than go to work most days in 2007

Filed under: 2007-review, Funny by Jere Keys