See, Nothing Good Happens in Cleveland

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Why, Dennis, why?

Now I have to realistically decide between Larry, Curly and Moe in California’s Super-Tuesday primary. If they’d all just shut up 3 weeks ago, I’d be okay voting for Obama, but now I think all three are dumbasses.

Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They’re nothing but hideous space reptiles!
[Homer rips the artificial heads off Kang and Kodos, and the rest of their disguises burst away. The audience gasps in terror.]
Kodos: It’s true, we are aliens! But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
[Crowd murmurs in confusion]
Man 1: He’s right, this is a two-party system.
Man 2: Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead! Throw your vote away!

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