She’s not a fan of bananas, either.

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Typical Weekend 3

It’s actually quite fun to watch Jennifer get angry about certain things. The video that inspired this particular trigger is below the jump. Basically, a guy claims atheism is bunk because he didn’t find new organisms in a jar of peanut butter.

As for me, I became incredibly angry listening to this clip (opens an MP3) of Sally “Gays are worse the Terrorists” Kern, Peter “Porno Pete” LaBarbera, and Matt “Concerned Woman” Barber (found on Pam’s House Blend). With LGBT people experiencing one of the most upsetting and alarming rates of well publicized violent attacks and murders in recent memory, it truly baffles my mind that these three privileged assholes spent fifteen minutes talking about how bullied and victimized they are. When Barber announced that they had logic, scripture, experience and science on their side, I almost shit myself with shock. Um, yeah, scripture–maybe depending your interpretation and religious background–but Barber wouldn’t know logic, experience or scientific evidence if it bit him the assless chaps.

Anyway, between my raise, my bonus, my tax refund, and the end of my monthly tax bill for 2006, I finally have a healthy bank balance again. I’m no longer one paycheck away from living on the streets. How did I celebrate? I came home and fell asleep, then woke up at midnight. That’s a crappy way to start a weekend.


2 Responses to “She’s not a fan of bananas, either.”

  1. I can’t believe that you made my tits so big.
    Oh yeah, and I totally hate you for making me watch that smug degenerate child molester open the jar again. and again. and again.

    Look carefully, and you’ll notice the seal was broken. He took the new life OUT of the peanut butter before the cameras started rolling. Christians are so shifty. I shake my fist at them and scream ‘peanut butter, are you f*%king kidding me!!’

  2. If they had clothing options beyond t-shirts and ugly suits I could have hidden your ginoromous tits under a sweater or something.