Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Go, get your PhD in horribleness! p.s. The hammer is my penis.

Soothing Water Noises

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

  Vaillancourt Fountain, by Armand Vaillancourt. Built in 1971. This wonderful sculpture sits between the Ferry Building and the end of Market Street in San Francisco. Photo by Flickr user Pinhole.   Why is it that every time WordPress puts out an upgrade, it take me hours to figure out why the “automatic upgrade” has [...]

Explanations and Warnings

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Explanation: At the request of my mother, I’ve made my last post private for the time being, which means I can still see it, but you cannot. I’m not especially happy to be doing this, but the consensus seems to be that I’m being an unsympathetic ass. Warning: I’m never, ever doing this again. Sorry, [...]

W-W-FSM-D?

Monday, July 7th, 2008

So, let’s say you have 14 business days until the end of your job. Let’s say you’ve accumulated roughly 13 days of paid sick leave. Finally, let’s say that upon ending the relationship with your employer, you will be paid for 1/4 of accumulated sick time per the employee manual. What would you do? What [...]

Movie Review: Hancock

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

Clearly I’m not the hard-ass movie critic I once was. I say this because I didn’t hate Hancock, and this apparently puts me in the minority. Even my trainer hated this movie (in fairness, it didn’t feature any boobs and I think he marks movies down for that). But I didn’t hate it. In part [...]

Happy Independence Day

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Do you know when they have the 4th of July in Canada? That’s right, they have it on July 4th. Now that we’ve gotten than old chestnut out of the way, happy news… Let’s all honor the memory of Sen. Jesse Helms by electing a Black man as president, donating to your local AIDS charity, [...]

Remember the Buttons!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

A couple of pieces of news today. Let’s keep it short and sweet with the awesome bulleted list format: So, remember that time when I tried to do 100 push-ups and ended up puking on the streets of San Francisco’s financial district in the middle of the day? It was like, a month ago or [...]

I have muscles?

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

My trainer today pointed out the difference between today’s workout and my first session with him. During that first session, I could barely last 25 minutes and nearly injured myself. Now, we’re doing 50 minutes with considerably higher intensity. He also pointed out that I actually have pretty big arms and chest, we just need [...]