Blind Prophecy

Don’t know much about unknown Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin?

The crazy kids of twitter have been busy populating the social medium with Little Known Facts about Sarah Palin. And then there’s this website, too. I know it’s a Republican marketing scheme to paint her as a Chuck Norris folk hero, but I think it’s funny and points to the fact that she’s a complete unknown and a puppet onto whom the conservo-batshit-crazy crowd can paint whatever image they want to see. She’s a cypher, a blank slate and at this moment, the most that 90% of Americans known about her is that she’s hot and a good Christian mom. In other words, the perfect woman from the Dobson-Warren-Limbaugh sheep point-of-view.

Image from 13th Floor

So you don’t have to search for it, my favorite personal contribution:
Little Known Fact: anagrams for Sarah Palin include “A Hairs Plan” “A Sharp Nail” “Hi Anal Spar” and “Ah Liars Nap”

If you use her full name “Sarah Heath Palin” you can get “Hi, Anal Trash Heap” and “Ah Snap, Hail Hater.”

In fairness, “Jere Keys” becomes “Jerk Eyes.”

What fun anagrams can you make with famous names?

Filed under: politics by Jere Keys