All Tuckered Out
Friday, September 26th, 2008Okay, I’ve been noticing a trend. Is there some sort of rule that if you get a particular name, you must earn a black belt in douchebaggery?
Exhibit 1: Tucker Bounds, spokesperson for John McCain.
Exhibit 2: Tucker Carlson, crappy conservative-leaning TV pundit
Exhibit 3: Scott Tucker, Log Cabin Republican apologetic
[C]an we please stop childishly lobbing the “homophobic” insult at Republicans who don’t agree with us on every issue? Rogers and his crowd keep saying McCain is “homophobic” or “anti-gay.” Words mean things. Calling John McCain homophobic doesn’t make it so. The truth is, Sen. John McCain is anything but homophobic. This is a man who has a record of hiring gay staff members-as evidenced by this recent “bombshell.”
Exhibit 4: Tucker Max
Exhibit 5: John Tucker, fictional womanizer in the movie John Tucker Must Die
Exhibit 6: Tucker Eskew, racist-fear-mongering Bush campaigner turned McCain campaigner working to smartify Sarah Palin.*
*Thanks mamculuna!
Mothers, don’t let your children grow up to be Tuckers. And all you non-asshole Tuckers out there need to step up to the plate and make yourselves visible.
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And the worst Tucker of all, Tucker Eskew: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_S7GubcGv0
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Hmm. Tucker. Rhymes with F*cker.
Methinks that maybe Tuckers everywhere are subconsciously trying to live up to their rhyme-sake.
I need to change my name. I can be a bit of an asshole.
Sincerely,
Slotal Crick
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