Behind the Scenes at the Oscars

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

I bring you the very latest in celebrity gossip at the Oscars, an untold story that you heard here first. Powered by the magic of Blingee (it sparkles, so it must be good).

It all started with a chance meeting on the red carpet between two hot boys…
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But hot boy #2 had to check in with his beard/fag hag…
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But like all gay boys, he soon ditched his lady companion for the hope that this guy might be “the one…”
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And soon enough, they found a hot tub. The end.

With props to Barry for inventing a new queerism I hope catches on.

Filed under: Funny by Jere Keys

One Response to “Behind the Scenes at the Oscars”

  1. Enrico, on February 26th, 2009 at 8:14 am Said:

    That Blingee is hilarious. I especially like the Tinkerbell throwing sparkles on Zac.

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