Okay, you can make it up to me

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Well, it appears Fox will control the X-Men film franchise forever. They announced a spin-off from Wolverine with Ryan Reynolds’ character, Deadpool. I love me some Ryan Reynolds, and I love me some Deadpool, but after Wolverine, I weep. Between this new movie, X-Men Origins: Magneto, and X-Men: First Class, we’re never going to get a franchise reboot.

And like a lemming, I will continue to go see these movies, only perpetuating the success of the franchise.

Luckily, I’ve got another set of press photos with Blingee enhancements to make it all better. Remember, if it glitters, it must be true!

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Tell you what, boys, bring along Taylor Kitsch and we’ll call it even.

Filed under: movies, unnecessary beefcake by Jere Keys

7 Responses to “Okay, you can make it up to me”

  1. QueerCincinnati, on May 7th, 2009 at 11:09 pm Said:

    This is perhaps the funniest post ever.

  2. Michelle M., on May 8th, 2009 at 1:25 am Said:

    OMG! And the kisses on the cheek! Love it!

  3. Wolf, on May 8th, 2009 at 4:59 am Said:

    Hahahahahahaha

    Funny Jere!

    Interestingly enough though I find myself strangely attracted to Liev Schrieber

  4. Tam, on May 8th, 2009 at 5:45 am Said:

    Very funny. Job well done.

  5. Grace Tippetts, on May 8th, 2009 at 8:03 am Said:

    Too funny!

  6. Enrico, on May 8th, 2009 at 11:32 am Said:

    Hurray! I love your Blingee posts! I love the “You have been very naughty. Go to my room” sticker!

  7. Michelle M., on May 8th, 2009 at 3:09 pm Said:

    How did I miss the “naughty/room” blingee? It’s the post that keeps on giving!

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