Comments on: Marry, F*ck or Kill

By: Blind Prophecy » Marry, F*ck or Kill

Blind Prophecy » Marry, F*ck or Kill — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:02:49 +0000

[...] choices from last week: This is a tough week for me, because I truly adore all three gentlemen. But this game is ruthless. [...]

By: Jere Keys

Jere Keys — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:42:05 +0000

There’s never a second chance to make a first impression, so I stand by my distaste of his religiosity. But if you want more creative: the Beyonce dance video was lame, he’s not as attractive as the other two candidates, he sounds like a complete idiot in interviews, and because whenever people say anything negative about any of the Jonas dorks freakish fans like you show up to confirm that only ridiculous internet trolls actually like them.

Now, turn off your “google alert” for his name and get a life, woman old enough to be his mother.

By: Ginger

Ginger — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:32:52 +0000

Joe Jonas has not mentioned his religion or his ring in literally 2 years, and even then it was no more than once. It’s the media that always brings it up. Everytime he’s asked, he declines to answer. Get over your lame reason to “kill” him. Be a little more creative. Can’t you just say you want to kill him because he’s better looking and more talented on his worst days than you are on your best? Jealousy isn’t flattering. And no, if you haven’t figured it out by my writing, I’m not 13. I could be Joe’s mother, but I recognize talent and beauty when I see it, no matter how old the bearer is.

By: Jere Keys

Jere Keys — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:05:41 +0000

I knew that. Had it correct in the JPG file name. Strange typo.

By: Enrico

Enrico — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:38:17 +0000

Marry: Gavin – He’s cute, has a nice body, and I liked Hair. I just wish this guy would grow some facial hair! Looks too baby-faced, but it’s ok.

Kiss: Nick – He has a nice body (obviously) but I don’t think his face is that cute. So I could use him once, but wouldn’t want to spend the rest of my life with him or send his body to a premature death.

Kill: John – I don’t think he’s attractive at all. And I could never date someone who played in Shrek.

By: Tam

Tam — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:29:46 +0000

Well, I don’t know any of them so I’m going to base this solely on looks cause I’m not shallow or anything:

Marry: Nick (best bod pictures)

F*ck: John (nice smile)

Kill: Gavin (sorry hon, nothing personal but the goofy beach picture sealed his doom)

By: Wolfie

Wolfie — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:01:34 +0000

Marry Gavin – Cute, talented and an activist! WHOA

Fuck – Nick (the Bod)

Kill – John – Sorry bud but you aren’t even in the same leauge as the other two.

By: Polt

Polt — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:55:42 +0000

Well I don’t really know anything about any of these guys, except what you tell me here. So…

F*ck: Nick Adams, just cause any body that could possibly upstage Mario is one that I wanna be rubbing nasties with.

The other two…I don’t really wanna kill either of them, they’re just so cute. But if I have to chose…

Marry: Gavin Creel, just cause of his hairthing in a few of the photos.

Kill: John Tartaglia, just cause I’m not a big fan of puppets.

But bear in mind the last two choices are VERY arbitrary!

HUGS…

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:36:59 +0000

Quick typo alert! Gavin Creel, not Creen.