Comments on: Marry, F*ck or Kill

By: tim

tim — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:22:45 +0000

Marry: Taylor Swift because she is super cute, seems very sweet, blonde, nice, and pretty. I love country girls. Really what’s not to love about her?

Fuck: Lady Gaga. She seems like lots of fun.

Kill: Fergie. Someone has to go.

By: Blind Prophecy » Marry, F*ck or Kill

Blind Prophecy » Marry, F*ck or Kill — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:04:37 +0000

[...] choices from last week: I don’t care. Really, being forced to marry or f*ck any of these pop tarts would be torture, [...]

By: josh

josh — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:43:47 +0000

Marry: Taylor Swift cuz I know she’s like me and writez obsessively about those she is in love with/those that break her heard. It would be a constant poetry workshop!

Fuck: Lady Gaga cuz all those plastic bubbles she wears could double as a million condoms so I don’t any of the crabz you know she’s harvesting down there.

Kill: Fergie. Bye-bye MethFace

By: Tam

Tam — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:02:28 +0000

Tough one this week.

Marry: Taylor Swift – she’s cute and she might have a long career and be able to support me in my old age. This would probably be more of an adoption situation given her age.

F*ck: Fergie I guess – I don’t really like her but she’d probably be pretty freaky in bed.

Kill: Lady Gaga – she’s weird.

By: Enrico

Enrico — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:23:16 +0000

Marry: Taylor Swift. I love her music. I think she’s super talented and really pretty (and the only pretty one of the three!) And she’s definitely the one with the most lucrative career (not Fergie) since she sold like 3 billion CDs last year.

Date: Fergie. I also really liked her solo CD, but she’s not pretty and the BEP music sucks so I wouldn’t want to marry her and have to hang out with the other members of the BEP or even worse, their manager, who may punch me in the face if I upset the wife.

Kill: Lady Gaga. Now HERE is an actually overexposed pop star. I don’t understand what’s so great about her. I think “Poker Face” is slightly catchy, but otherwise her songs are generic pop songs. Plus, I saw her in an interview and she was being SO nasty to the interviewer, which drives me crazy.

By: Polt

Polt — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:54:10 +0000

Okay, let’s see…
Marry: Fergie, cause I think she’s gonna have the biggest longest most lucrative career and therefore she’ll have lots of money and can buy me things.
Kill: Lady Ga-Ga. I do NOT get her or her music and just want her to go away.
F*ck: I guess that leaves Taylor Swift, not that I’d really wanna f*ck her, but she’s the only one left.

HUGS…

By: Craig

Craig — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:48:48 +0000

Marry: Taylor (I guess? She seems cute). Eff: Fergie (I bet she’s really good). Kill: Gaga (I can’t stand her).