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		<title>By: Marry, F*ck or Kill &#124; Blind Prophecy</title>
		<link>http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/07/08/marry-fck-or-kill-7/comment-page-1/#comment-1076</link>
		<dc:creator>Marry, F*ck or Kill &#124; Blind Prophecy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] choices from last week: Marry: Anderson Cooper. He&#8217;s got Vanderbilt money and could keep me in the manner to which I [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Jennifer</title>
		<link>http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/07/08/marry-fck-or-kill-7/comment-page-1/#comment-1070</link>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck - Keith Olbermann, only because I couldn&#039;t possibly kill him, but marrying him might sentence me to a lifetime of special comments. About everything. Imagine a Special Comment about not flushing the toilet. Jesus, it&#039;s like a living nightmare.

Marry - Anderson Cooper, only because he&#039;s such a sweet and interesting little thing who really needs a fag hag in his life with more dimension than that horrible redheaded comedian who has too many teeth.

Kill - I hate to have to kill him, because I am told he&#039;s very smart, and he is nice to look at. I simply have no idea who he is because I HAVE A JOB, JERE. Let&#039;s just send him to a farm where he can run and play for the rest of his handsome years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck &#8211; Keith Olbermann, only because I couldn&#8217;t possibly kill him, but marrying him might sentence me to a lifetime of special comments. About everything. Imagine a Special Comment about not flushing the toilet. Jesus, it&#8217;s like a living nightmare.</p>
<p>Marry &#8211; Anderson Cooper, only because he&#8217;s such a sweet and interesting little thing who really needs a fag hag in his life with more dimension than that horrible redheaded comedian who has too many teeth.</p>
<p>Kill &#8211; I hate to have to kill him, because I am told he&#8217;s very smart, and he is nice to look at. I simply have no idea who he is because I HAVE A JOB, JERE. Let&#8217;s just send him to a farm where he can run and play for the rest of his handsome years.</p>
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		<title>By: megan!</title>
		<link>http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/07/08/marry-fck-or-kill-7/comment-page-1/#comment-1059</link>
		<dc:creator>megan!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marry: Carlos Watson because as the saying goes, &quot;Once you go black, you never go back.&quot;

F*ck: Anderson Cooper. Carlos wouldn&#039;t mind, I&#039;m certain, and honestly, who doesn&#039;t want to f*ck him?!?

Kill: Keith Olbermann: I&#039;m sorry, but sometimes, he can be really annoying.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marry: Carlos Watson because as the saying goes, &#8220;Once you go black, you never go back.&#8221;</p>
<p>F*ck: Anderson Cooper. Carlos wouldn&#8217;t mind, I&#8217;m certain, and honestly, who doesn&#8217;t want to f*ck him?!?</p>
<p>Kill: Keith Olbermann: I&#8217;m sorry, but sometimes, he can be really annoying.</p>
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		<title>By: josh</title>
		<link>http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/07/08/marry-fck-or-kill-7/comment-page-1/#comment-1054</link>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marriage- A. Cooper, cuz he&#039;s the gentle Pepaw of my dreamz.

F*ckercopterz- C. Watson for no reason other than I&#039;d rather have my baby kittenz eat my eyeballz for dinna than have sex with ...

K. Olbermann- He has the same face of one of my best friendz from high school&#039;s mom. Too weird.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marriage- A. Cooper, cuz he&#8217;s the gentle Pepaw of my dreamz.</p>
<p>F*ckercopterz- C. Watson for no reason other than I&#8217;d rather have my baby kittenz eat my eyeballz for dinna than have sex with &#8230;</p>
<p>K. Olbermann- He has the same face of one of my best friendz from high school&#8217;s mom. Too weird.</p>
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		<title>By: Star</title>
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		<dc:creator>Star</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marry and have lots of sex with during the marriage - Carlos because he is the hottest and the smartest</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marry and have lots of sex with during the marriage &#8211; Carlos because he is the hottest and the smartest</p>
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		<title>By: Polt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Polt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tam: You&#039;ve NEVER heard of Keith Olbermann????  Wow.  Well, when you&#039;re tooling around the great USofA, some evening at 8:00pm, make sure you turn to whatever local channel is MSNBC and see the wonder that IS Keith Olbermann.  

HUGS...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tam: You&#8217;ve NEVER heard of Keith Olbermann????  Wow.  Well, when you&#8217;re tooling around the great USofA, some evening at 8:00pm, make sure you turn to whatever local channel is MSNBC and see the wonder that IS Keith Olbermann.  </p>
<p>HUGS&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Enrico</title>
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		<dc:creator>Enrico</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marry: Anderson - Despite my interest in slightly older men, I never really got why so many people thought he was cute. But I&#039;ve recently started to &#039;get it.&#039; And he does have nice arms! And if marrying him meant that I could possibly meet Kathy Griffin, then I&#039;m obviously going to do it!!

Go to 2nd base with: Keith - He&#039;s passionate.

Kill: Carlos - Not my type. And I don&#039;t like his name. lol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marry: Anderson &#8211; Despite my interest in slightly older men, I never really got why so many people thought he was cute. But I&#8217;ve recently started to &#8216;get it.&#8217; And he does have nice arms! And if marrying him meant that I could possibly meet Kathy Griffin, then I&#8217;m obviously going to do it!!</p>
<p>Go to 2nd base with: Keith &#8211; He&#8217;s passionate.</p>
<p>Kill: Carlos &#8211; Not my type. And I don&#8217;t like his name. lol.</p>
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		<title>By: Tam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marry: Anderson because he can keep me in the style to which I am unaccustomed and something has to keep me warm at night because it likely won&#039;t be him. Money helps dull the pain. 

F*ck: Carlos, he&#039;s hot. 

Kill: Keith, sorry baby, you&#039;re just not my type, nothing personnel, never heard of you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marry: Anderson because he can keep me in the style to which I am unaccustomed and something has to keep me warm at night because it likely won&#8217;t be him. Money helps dull the pain. </p>
<p>F*ck: Carlos, he&#8217;s hot. </p>
<p>Kill: Keith, sorry baby, you&#8217;re just not my type, nothing personnel, never heard of you.</p>
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		<title>By: Polt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Polt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OhmiGOD, this is a damn difficult choice!

F*ck: Carlos Watson, cause he is without a doubt the sexiest of the bunch.  That was the easy part.

I&#039;d want to marry both of these guys (are gay multipule marriages legal anywhere?)  I think they&#039;d both be fascinating to talk with and spend time with. But, if I HAVE to choose...

Marry: Anderson Cooper, the determining factor being the fact he&#039;s a Vanderbilt, and therefor has heaploads of money, and always will.

But since I&#039;m going with the money as the one to marry, that leaves, and let me assure you how much this absolutely pains me to say this...

Kill: Keith Olbermann.  Oh, the shame I feel....

HUGS...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OhmiGOD, this is a damn difficult choice!</p>
<p>F*ck: Carlos Watson, cause he is without a doubt the sexiest of the bunch.  That was the easy part.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d want to marry both of these guys (are gay multipule marriages legal anywhere?)  I think they&#8217;d both be fascinating to talk with and spend time with. But, if I HAVE to choose&#8230;</p>
<p>Marry: Anderson Cooper, the determining factor being the fact he&#8217;s a Vanderbilt, and therefor has heaploads of money, and always will.</p>
<p>But since I&#8217;m going with the money as the one to marry, that leaves, and let me assure you how much this absolutely pains me to say this&#8230;</p>
<p>Kill: Keith Olbermann.  Oh, the shame I feel&#8230;.</p>
<p>HUGS&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: QueerCincinnati.com</title>
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		<dc:creator>QueerCincinnati.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t want to kill any of them!!!! 

Marry: Keith Olbermann -- brilliant, good looking, and a star on the rise

F*ck: Anderson Cooper -- so long as it&#039;s not just a one night fling... truly a silver fox

Put Aside Non-Violently: Carlos Watson -- but only because I have know idea who he is -- but he sho&#039;is pretty!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t want to kill any of them!!!! </p>
<p>Marry: Keith Olbermann &#8212; brilliant, good looking, and a star on the rise</p>
<p>F*ck: Anderson Cooper &#8212; so long as it&#8217;s not just a one night fling&#8230; truly a silver fox</p>
<p>Put Aside Non-Violently: Carlos Watson &#8212; but only because I have know idea who he is &#8212; but he sho&#8217;is pretty!</p>
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