Math problem
Friday, July 24th, 2009Dear internet,
I am not a prude.
Or, at least, I don’t want to be a prude.
Nevertheless, I feel like I did the math wrong tonight.
Me + 22-year-old who wants to have sex with me + > 48 hours until I leave this city forever + 8-9 rum and Diet Cokes + really cute 22-year-old who wants to have sex with me = me, at home, alone?
Yeah, I’m not really sure what happened there, either.
Sincerely,
Jere
p.s. Sorry for oversharing. Also, I blame Jenn for suggesting that I’m a cougay earlier in this evening.
Math is a bummer and I avoid it @ all costz.
Jere Keys Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I should get one of those “Math is Hard” Barbie dolls.
Don’t ask me – I’m in the I Hate Math club with josh. But, yeah, something is not adding up there.
Oh, Jere. They make refresher classes, if you need that.
Jere Keys Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Oh, good, a refresher class would be helpful. I haven’t been in a math class since freshman year of college: Math 120 (a.k.a. “How to Balance a Checkbook for Poets”).
Oh Jere. Nothing wrong with a 22 Year old except probably that you had to do alot of teaching.
When did we all become such prudes.
ENJOY!
I’m in the math haters group too. Stoopid numbers. You also could have titled this post “Math – You’re doing it wrong.”
And with all due respect to this Jenn person, you are *so* not old enough to be a cougar or cougay as the case may be.
Jere Keys Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I hope that’s true. I’m moving into a dorm full of undergraduate students this weekend.
Its the new math. It screws everything up. Maybe math in NYC will be easier? One can hope.
cougay…I LOVE it! I suppose I could be one, since I was dating a 19 year old when i was 39, right?
But as for you math…hmm, perhaps the greater the rum and Cokes quotient, the greater the possibilty of you sitting at home alone? I mean, I don’t know you that well, are you a sloppy drunk?
HUGS…
Jere Keys Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Cougay is totally stolen from the SNL “The Cougar Den” skit – the one where Alec Baldwin played gay.
I’m a very sloppy drunk, but usually not until somewhere around drink #12. Until then, I’m a mean drunk who makes fun of people who probably can’t hear me.
I prefer the term, “Man-coug”, but that’s just me.
Your math skills were never that good. Math equations are for young, 22-year-old minds to figure out. You just hang on for the ride.
The math ride, that is.
Math is lame. I haven’t had a math class since sophomore year of high school. And I’m apparently supposed to pass the GRE?! I remember how to solve for ‘x’ most of the time.
And I think the part of this equation that ended up equaling you at home alone was the part about leaving the city in 48 hours. How could you make it work with this 22 year old if you’re leaving??
Don’t worry. Lots of 20-22 year-olds are gonna try to sex you up once you’re in Nueva York.
Jere Keys Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Enrico, you’re making me blush. I adore how you pretend to ignore all the evidence that I’m secretly a big slut.