Comments on: Math problem

By: Jere Keys

Jere Keys — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:51:51 +0000

Enrico, you’re making me blush. I adore how you pretend to ignore all the evidence that I’m secretly a big slut.

By: Enrico

Enrico — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:59:05 +0000

Math is lame. I haven’t had a math class since sophomore year of high school. And I’m apparently supposed to pass the GRE?! I remember how to solve for ‘x’ most of the time.
And I think the part of this equation that ended up equaling you at home alone was the part about leaving the city in 48 hours. How could you make it work with this 22 year old if you’re leaving??
Don’t worry. Lots of 20-22 year-olds are gonna try to sex you up once you’re in Nueva York.

By: Jere Keys

Jere Keys — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:25:01 +0000

Oh, good, a refresher class would be helpful. I haven’t been in a math class since freshman year of college: Math 120 (a.k.a. “How to Balance a Checkbook for Poets”).

By: Jere Keys

Jere Keys — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:22:48 +0000

I hope that’s true. I’m moving into a dorm full of undergraduate students this weekend.

By: Jere Keys

Jere Keys — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:21:28 +0000

I should get one of those “Math is Hard” Barbie dolls.

By: Jere Keys

Jere Keys — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:20:45 +0000

Cougay is totally stolen from the SNL “The Cougar Den” skit – the one where Alec Baldwin played gay.

I’m a very sloppy drunk, but usually not until somewhere around drink #12. Until then, I’m a mean drunk who makes fun of people who probably can’t hear me.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:25:06 +0000

I prefer the term, “Man-coug”, but that’s just me.
Your math skills were never that good. Math equations are for young, 22-year-old minds to figure out. You just hang on for the ride.

The math ride, that is.

By: Polt

Polt — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:54:21 +0000

cougay…I LOVE it! I suppose I could be one, since I was dating a 19 year old when i was 39, right?

But as for you math…hmm, perhaps the greater the rum and Cokes quotient, the greater the possibilty of you sitting at home alone? I mean, I don’t know you that well, are you a sloppy drunk?

HUGS…

By: Tam

Tam — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:05:22 +0000

Its the new math. It screws everything up. Maybe math in NYC will be easier? One can hope.

By: john

john — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:28:53 +0000

I’m in the math haters group too. Stoopid numbers. You also could have titled this post “Math – You’re doing it wrong.”

And with all due respect to this Jenn person, you are *so* not old enough to be a cougar or cougay as the case may be.