Marry, F*ck or Kill: season finale
Wednesday, August 5th, 2009Okay, this is definitely the last one of these I’m doing for a while. It’s been fun, but I don’t want it to get stale and routine. As I threatened, the final week of MFoK is dedicated to online friends and regular responders to the game. And they all brought cute little furry things (except Josh, who brought a cat).
Like all season finales, we have a twist! This time there are four guys to choose from (sorry to leave out the ladies – Megan and Tam – I’ll get you next season, if the network doesn’t cancel us). Since we have an extra choice, that means a fourth category. So this week, it’s Marry, F*ck, Kill or Pawn-Off-On-Your-Friend.
| Choice 1 | Choice 2 | Choice 3 | Choice 4 |
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| Josh – Josh is Trashy | Enrico – Hotel Tuesday | Craig – Puntabulous | Polt – Polt’s Palace |
To review the rules… You must choose one who you would spend the rest of your life with, one you would have a freaky-monkey one-night stand with, one who you would put to death, and one who you would totally set up with your best friend because he has a nice personality*. This week, if you are one of the choices, you can drop yourself from the list, and go with the usual M/F/K options. You tell me who you choose and why.
*standard disclaimer: we are anti-death penalty, we play this game as a thought exercise, not an endorsement of murder. Also, we are sex-positive and believe that two people can have crazy one-time sex without shame or emotional baggage. Finally, for the purposes of this game, we all live in marriage equality jurisdictions.
My choices from last week two weeks ago:
Marry: Alan Holinghurst. I’m surprised more people didn’t like him. He’s very smart and talented.
F*ck: Chuck Palahniuk. I’m sure he knows a thing or two about the subject.
Kill: Augusten Burroughs. I just wasn’t all that impressed by his writing. Still, it seems a shame to waste a guy whose family makes mine look boring.
I REFUSE to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me. NO WAY!!!! They are all too freaking adorable and wonderful. I’d marry Polt and we could adopt the young ones (although I’d have to keep my eye on Polt). There ya go, that’s as far as I’ll go.
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Those of us pictured above have to abstain right? If not, then I’m gonna pawn myself off on a cute twinkie friend of mine (codenamed “T”) and I’m gonna F*ck all of the other three…hopefully at the same time…..
You broke the rules by adding a fourth person, so I’m breaking the rules too.
And Tam, i LOVE your options! I’d totally go with that. ‘Cept I’d give you lots of that manga stuff to read so your eyes are distracted….
HUGS…
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Jere Keys Reply:
August 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
If you read the rules for this week, I wrote “This week, if you are one of the choices, you can drop yourself from the list, and go with the usual M/F/K options.”
But it’s not like I have any ability to enforce the rules… or to control your dirty mind.
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Polt Reply:
August 5th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Oops….see I got so wrapped up in the photos, I didn’t fully read the post…hmmm…well, nonetheless I’m still gonna stick by my decision…dirty mind and all.
HUGS…
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Unfair!
That first picture of Enrico makes me laugh every time I see it.
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Jere Keys Reply:
August 5th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
It makes me think he’s the only top in the group.
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Polt Reply:
August 5th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
I don’t know Jere…Richard Parker always struck me as a butch top.
HUGS…
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john Reply:
August 5th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Jere: LOL!
Polt: And poor Craig, only the dog is sitting in his invitation in that picture.
I’ve said it before and will say it again: that photo of Josh is pretty damn sexy. The farmer tan kills me.
What?! Why is no one playing along?! Come on people, I won’t be offended if you kill me. There is a disclaimer after all!
I’ll be brave and answer:
Marry: Craig – He seems like he’d be a nice senstive hubby. Plus, he’s tall and apparently needs a large censor bar.
XXX: Polt – Because I believe he’s experienced, which is fine for XXXing, but not fine for marriage. I wouldn’t want to bore him. Plus, he’s a bottom.
Kill: Josh – But only because if we got married he’d be jellerz that I’m more famous than he is and if we did it, he’d write confessional poetry about me and spread it around the world!
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Tam Reply:
August 5th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Enrico, really, how could I choose to kill any one of my four favouritest peoples in the world? I’d sacrifice myself for you all (and RP of course).
Michelle’s harem idea has merit. I’m could get down with having everyone perform for my entertainment. Ohhhhh yeahhhh. Okay, sorry, moving on.
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I’m too upset that I don’t rate (along with Meg and Tam) to play. Well, that’s my excuse anyway. I like Tam’s adoption idea. Either that or a harem.
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Jere Keys Reply:
August 5th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
d’oh! I knew I was forgetting someone too special to be forgotten. It’s all the illicit drugs, I tell ya!
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Okay, ya know what? Since Enrickyricardo took the plunge and played the game, I’m gonna do it too!
Marry – Craiggers: A few years ago I was in a relationship with a guy 20 years younger than me, and it was difficult. And since Craiggers is the only one NOT 20 years younger than me, he’s the one I’ll marry. (although if he’s wearing the Canada t-shirt with that wanton look, I’m gonna have to knock him down to the next category).
F*ck – Sassy josh. Now this one was a difficult decision. but ulitmately, I know Enrickyricarcdo doesn’t want to have sex until later in life, so I’d have to force him now, and that’s not ever good. And Sassy josh DID look damn good in that boxers photo! Although, we’re gonna have to f*ck at my place, cause he’s got a cat, and I’m not doing the nasty around any Spawns Of Satan.
Kill – Well, the only one left is Enrickyricardo. Although perhaps if he agrees to f*ck me, I might knock him up into the Marry category, if that’s the only way I can get him. But if you have to die, Enrickyricardo, I’ll take extra special care of Richard Parker for you, sweetie.
HUGS…
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I would have a beautiful marriage with Polt and wild awesome [dancing monkey] sex with Craig. And I love E.Copterz too much to even begin to express…so I would have end up killing mahself. I couldn’t hurt the other three! They are all too precious to may! Mwuah to everyone!
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I wasn’t going to do this. But now I am.
Marry: Enrico – he’s the only one I’ve actually ever talked to. And he’s a really nice guy, from what I can tell.
These next three are based on a combination of the pictures (yes, I’m that shallow) and brief skim-throughs of each blog.
Get Dirty with: Craig
Kill: Josh
Set up: Polt
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OMG why am I so late to this party?! I practically (okay maybe literally) squealed with delight when I saw all the options!
And yay for two marriages and two wild and sweaty eff sessions for me!
And you want me to make my picks? Okay here goes. Oh wait. I’m sorry, I seem to be driving through a tunnel now… break… up… can’t…. he….
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