Comments on: Marry, F*ck or Kill: season finale http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes. Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:50:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: New View | Blind Prophecy http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/comment-page-1/#comment-1313 New View | Blind Prophecy Sat, 29 Aug 2009 04:20:31 +0000 http://www.jerekeys.com/?p=4054#comment-1313 [...] since Enrico seems especially concerned about finding out who I would choose, I’m invoking my cultural Mormon heritage and deciding that all four guys get to be [...] [...] since Enrico seems especially concerned about finding out who I would choose, I’m invoking my cultural Mormon heritage and deciding that all four guys get to be [...]

]]> By: Craig http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/comment-page-1/#comment-1213 Craig Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:25:48 +0000 http://www.jerekeys.com/?p=4054#comment-1213 OMG why am I so late to this party?! I practically (okay maybe literally) squealed with delight when I saw all the options! And yay for two marriages and two wild and sweaty eff sessions for me! And you want me to make my picks? Okay here goes. Oh wait. I'm sorry, I seem to be driving through a tunnel now... break... up... can't.... he.... OMG why am I so late to this party?! I practically (okay maybe literally) squealed with delight when I saw all the options!

And yay for two marriages and two wild and sweaty eff sessions for me!

And you want me to make my picks? Okay here goes. Oh wait. I’m sorry, I seem to be driving through a tunnel now… break… up… can’t…. he….

]]> By: Marc http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/comment-page-1/#comment-1209 Marc Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:11:18 +0000 http://www.jerekeys.com/?p=4054#comment-1209 I wasn't going to do this. But now I am. Marry: Enrico - he's the only one I've actually ever talked to. And he's a really nice guy, from what I can tell. These next three are based on a combination of the pictures (yes, I'm that shallow) and brief skim-throughs of each blog. Get Dirty with: Craig Kill: Josh Set up: Polt I wasn’t going to do this. But now I am.

Marry: Enrico – he’s the only one I’ve actually ever talked to. And he’s a really nice guy, from what I can tell.

These next three are based on a combination of the pictures (yes, I’m that shallow) and brief skim-throughs of each blog.

Get Dirty with: Craig

Kill: Josh

Set up: Polt

]]> By: josh http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/comment-page-1/#comment-1208 josh Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:45:05 +0000 http://www.jerekeys.com/?p=4054#comment-1208 I would have a beautiful marriage with Polt and wild awesome [dancing monkey] sex with Craig. And I love E.Copterz too much to even begin to express...so I would have end up killing mahself. I couldn't hurt the other three! They are all too precious to may! Mwuah to everyone! I would have a beautiful marriage with Polt and wild awesome [dancing monkey] sex with Craig. And I love E.Copterz too much to even begin to express…so I would have end up killing mahself. I couldn’t hurt the other three! They are all too precious to may! Mwuah to everyone!

]]> By: Polt http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/comment-page-1/#comment-1207 Polt Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:56:22 +0000 http://www.jerekeys.com/?p=4054#comment-1207 Okay, ya know what? Since Enrickyricardo took the plunge and played the game, I'm gonna do it too! Marry - Craiggers: A few years ago I was in a relationship with a guy 20 years younger than me, and it was difficult. And since Craiggers is the only one NOT 20 years younger than me, he's the one I'll marry. (although if he's wearing the Canada t-shirt with that wanton look, I'm gonna have to knock him down to the next category). F*ck - Sassy josh. Now this one was a difficult decision. but ulitmately, I know Enrickyricarcdo doesn't want to have sex until later in life, so I'd have to force him now, and that's not ever good. And Sassy josh DID look damn good in that boxers photo! Although, we're gonna have to f*ck at my place, cause he's got a cat, and I'm not doing the nasty around any Spawns Of Satan. Kill - Well, the only one left is Enrickyricardo. Although perhaps if he agrees to f*ck me, I might knock him up into the Marry category, if that's the only way I can get him. But if you have to die, Enrickyricardo, I'll take extra special care of Richard Parker for you, sweetie. HUGS... Okay, ya know what? Since Enrickyricardo took the plunge and played the game, I’m gonna do it too!

Marry – Craiggers: A few years ago I was in a relationship with a guy 20 years younger than me, and it was difficult. And since Craiggers is the only one NOT 20 years younger than me, he’s the one I’ll marry. (although if he’s wearing the Canada t-shirt with that wanton look, I’m gonna have to knock him down to the next category).
F*ck – Sassy josh. Now this one was a difficult decision. but ulitmately, I know Enrickyricarcdo doesn’t want to have sex until later in life, so I’d have to force him now, and that’s not ever good. And Sassy josh DID look damn good in that boxers photo! Although, we’re gonna have to f*ck at my place, cause he’s got a cat, and I’m not doing the nasty around any Spawns Of Satan.
Kill – Well, the only one left is Enrickyricardo. Although perhaps if he agrees to f*ck me, I might knock him up into the Marry category, if that’s the only way I can get him. But if you have to die, Enrickyricardo, I’ll take extra special care of Richard Parker for you, sweetie.

HUGS…

]]> By: Tam http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/comment-page-1/#comment-1206 Tam Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:34:11 +0000 http://www.jerekeys.com/?p=4054#comment-1206 Enrico, really, how could I choose to kill any one of my four favouritest peoples in the world? I'd sacrifice myself for you all (and RP of course). Michelle's harem idea has merit. I'm could get down with having everyone perform for my entertainment. Ohhhhh yeahhhh. Okay, sorry, moving on. Enrico, really, how could I choose to kill any one of my four favouritest peoples in the world? I’d sacrifice myself for you all (and RP of course).

Michelle’s harem idea has merit. I’m could get down with having everyone perform for my entertainment. Ohhhhh yeahhhh. Okay, sorry, moving on.

]]> By: Jere Keys http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/comment-page-1/#comment-1205 Jere Keys Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:26:00 +0000 http://www.jerekeys.com/?p=4054#comment-1205 d'oh! I knew I was forgetting someone too special to be forgotten. It's all the illicit drugs, I tell ya! d’oh! I knew I was forgetting someone too special to be forgotten. It’s all the illicit drugs, I tell ya!

]]> By: Michelle M. http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/comment-page-1/#comment-1204 Michelle M. Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:18:24 +0000 http://www.jerekeys.com/?p=4054#comment-1204 I'm too upset that I don't rate (along with Meg and Tam) to play. Well, that's my excuse anyway. I like Tam's adoption idea. Either that or a harem. I’m too upset that I don’t rate (along with Meg and Tam) to play. Well, that’s my excuse anyway. I like Tam’s adoption idea. Either that or a harem.

]]> By: Enrico http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/comment-page-1/#comment-1203 Enrico Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:35:13 +0000 http://www.jerekeys.com/?p=4054#comment-1203 What?! Why is no one playing along?! Come on people, I won't be offended if you kill me. There is a disclaimer after all! I'll be brave and answer: Marry: Craig - He seems like he'd be a nice senstive hubby. Plus, he's tall and apparently needs a large censor bar. XXX: Polt - Because I believe he's experienced, which is fine for XXXing, but not fine for marriage. I wouldn't want to bore him. Plus, he's a bottom. Kill: Josh - But only because if we got married he'd be jellerz that I'm more famous than he is and if we did it, he'd write confessional poetry about me and spread it around the world! What?! Why is no one playing along?! Come on people, I won’t be offended if you kill me. There is a disclaimer after all!

I’ll be brave and answer:

Marry: Craig – He seems like he’d be a nice senstive hubby. Plus, he’s tall and apparently needs a large censor bar.
XXX: Polt – Because I believe he’s experienced, which is fine for XXXing, but not fine for marriage. I wouldn’t want to bore him. Plus, he’s a bottom.
Kill: Josh – But only because if we got married he’d be jellerz that I’m more famous than he is and if we did it, he’d write confessional poetry about me and spread it around the world!

]]> By: john http://www.jerekeys.com/2009/08/05/marry-fck-or-kill-season-finale/comment-page-1/#comment-1202 john Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:49:15 +0000 http://www.jerekeys.com/?p=4054#comment-1202 Jere: LOL! Polt: And poor Craig, only the dog is sitting in his invitation in that picture. I've said it before and will say it again: that photo of Josh is pretty damn sexy. The farmer tan kills me. Jere: LOL!

Polt: And poor Craig, only the dog is sitting in his invitation in that picture.

I’ve said it before and will say it again: that photo of Josh is pretty damn sexy. The farmer tan kills me.

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