Mascot Contest: Breaking News
Thursday, August 6th, 2009
We interrupt this regularly scheduled program with a special announcement. Moments ago, I received a series of Twitter messages from Gay Moose declaring that he is dropping out of the contest and, apparently, moving to Los Angeles to become a judge on American Idol.
GM: Sadders in my heartz, Imma not coming back to the blog contest. Imma miss lozin’ all the challengez while puttin’ out the bestest work (LOL!) and bein’ part of the most awesomerz and phenomenal blog on the intarwebnet. I lovez mah fanz, U R the sexiness!
Me (in reply): What brought this on? Where are you?
GM: I met this totes very-hairy-bear thatz lettin me live in his casa in WeHo while I begin mah new jobber as the overly gushy judge on AI. Do U know where I can get a gift of sum perskripshun happy pills? Also, I axed the mean Brit guy if there was a rule about playin wit the contestantz weenerz and he sez “Apparently not” and then mummmmbles sumting about Paula and Seacrest and “impreshunible kids.” LOLaroni!
Me (in reply): Wow. Well, good luck, I guess. Is there anything else you want to say to the people who have been voting for you?
GM: Imma be famerz B4 any of U, especially Toby Dog and Elle! For serial, tho, I haz the best fanz in el mundo. C-U-l8r-sk8rz! luvz U mah peeps!
GM also sent these photos of his first day in Los Angeles:
Well, this shocking turn of events leaves only two contestants left in the running for the official blog mascot. I guess we’ll have to see how this all shakes out… if a certain someone who has been hiding under the bed since we moved to New York ever gets the courage to venture out of the bedroom.
Okay, first of all, are you sure Sassy josh isn’t Gay Moose in disguise, cause they sound exactly alike.
Secondly, I’m sorry to see him go, and without him there, I’m rather apathetic on the mascot front. I’ll have to see the next challenge.
Thirdly, there is no way in HELL I’m going anywhere NEAR that bedroom, cause seeing Toby Dog under there, he looks like he’s ready for someone to stand next to the bed and he’ll slash their Achilles’ tendons, and while the person flops around on the floor unable to walk, he’ll crawl out and kill them in an appropriately creepy and horrific fashion.
Hmm…guess this means I’m rooting for Elle now…..
HUGS…
Jere Keys Reply:
August 6th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I don’t see it, but if anything, I think Josherz is imitating GM. ;D
Yeah, the photo was supposed to look pathetic and cowardly, not evil and scary, but maybe I should start wearing boots to bed.
Yay! Victory is even closer to Toby Dog now!!
Polt: You kill me. LOL Now I’m giggling.
I’m so sad. I’ll miss you GM. But really, who could turn down an opportunity like that, although with you in the Big Apple now, I’m sure he could have found some friends for play dates. But fame calls. If Toby wins I may have to re-evaulate my bookmarks. >:-(
Gay Moose looks like he is having a blast.
Toby is as creepy as always.
Elle for the win!