Blogger Karaoke Puntabupeople Meetup Extreme!
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009Over the weekend, several bloggers who met each other through Puntabulous got together in New York for a night of karaoke and innuendo.
Craig, Enrico, Josh, Polt, Dave S, FDot, David, Kári, and Chris D all have their version of the story to tell. This is mine.
This is what I imagine we would have looked like if someone put on straight porn. Maybe a little less interested and a little more confused/horrified.
This is me doing the Lil Kim rap from “Lady Marmalade.” The last time I remember attempting to rap was when I was in Cub Scouts and the novelty song “The Mormon Rap” swept through Utah like a wildfire.
I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The “Lady Marmalade” crew.
Dave S. and Josh – I’m pretty sure someone is getting a lap dance in this photo, but I can’t tell who is on top and who is on bottom. Okay, raise your hand if you think this is the first time there’s ever been a question about whether Josh was on the top or bottom.
Here’s the whole gang right before a giant radioactive Richard Parker emerged from the parking garage to terrorize Manhattan.
Enrico and Josh are about to get dragged to hell (where they will be forced to listen to music recorded prior to 1990).
Randy: Yo, dawg, I luv beef!
Gay Moose: Hey Craig, Imma let you finish, but I just wanted to say that Polt has some of the best boxers of the year. And he’s totes touchin’ my tail right now. EsMuyLococopterz!
Simon: I haven’t seen this much bad singing and gayness since… okay, let’s face it, this is pretty much your average season of American Idol.
That’s all I’ve got. Mostly because spending the weekend with the dancing monkeys of Puntabulous has put me way behind schedule for that whole distracting law school thing. I had a great time and look forward to more gatherings (next time featuring a surprise appearance by Tam, Michelle and Cupcakes!)
Oh, and Chris D has video (part dos coming later this week-ish) featuring me checking Twitter instead of paying attention to a room full of real life hotties.
OMG these are great! Love the drag me to hell pic! Great appearance by Gay Moose too! Also, straight porn (or I guess any porn for that matter) is great for group viewing! I know what we’re doing next time we get together!
Jere Keys Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Bow chicka bow wow! (feat. Manhunt profiles)
Craig Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Edit: (feat. UNLOCKED Manhunt profiles)
Jere Keys Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Stop teasing me.
LOL! “Forced to listen to music recorded before 1990.” Can’t watch the video right now, but I know what I’ll be watching later.
Jere Keys Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Seriously, I spend a lot of time looking at my phone while cute boys are doing cute things. No wonder I’m single.
Yay! That Drag Me to Hell pictures totally drags me to hell!!
I love how the cam feats. Jere and Josh while Josh is singing “Trouble.” Jere look SO disinterested.
I also love how Polt has the deepest voice ever (surprise!) and confused me into singing “Sara’ REALLY low. So then when Josh sang “Torn” (6:22) too low, I actually told him to stf(reak)u as I as fed up with all those deep voices in da room.
6:51 is AMAZING.
No Lady Marmalade on camera?
Jere Keys Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 11:11 pm
I thought you’d like that picture.
I had no idea that you Lady Marmaladers had such great legs. So many secrets revealed in one crazy night!
*smooches*
Jere Keys Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 11:13 pm
I had no idea my thighs were so pigment-enhanced!
OMG, amazing Jere. Although I never would have guessed Enrico had such heavy thighs.
You guys beware, we might just show up to the next one because it looks like too much fun. Let Michelle and I loose in NYC. Woohoo. Maybe next summer. I’m thinking of doing a New England road trip and we’ll swing by NYC for some fun.
That video was amazing. A fantastic start to a hump day. (speaking of porn)
Michelle M. Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Hells yeah, Tam!
Jere Keys Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Here’s some extra incentive: attending the meetups is pretty much the only way to stop us from talking about you. Who am I kidding? We still gossip about everyone, but we’d be careful to do it when you were distracted.
I love love love the Lady Marmalade photo.
Awesome post. Esmuylococopterz!!!
Why does New York get to have all the fun? Huh? Huh? Why don’t these events ever happen in, like, Enid, Oklahoma?
JUST KIDDING!
Jere Keys Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 11:18 pm
We could totally have as much fun in Enid, Oklahoma. As long as it’s not one of those dry counties.
Wow, what legs you four have.
So…everyone’s surprised by how tall i am and that I have deep voice? What you thought I was a midget that squeeked when I spoke?
Such fun….
HUGS…
but, huh, wait….Sassy josh might not be a big ole domineering, butch top? Wha, huh????
Jere Keys Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I was surprised at how shy and prudish you were.
Shiny bauble!
Polt Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:49 am
Me? Shy…prudish? When? Well, other than the Naked Cowboy thing earlier in the day. But other than that, I wasn’t shy or prudish. Just trying to keep my inner whore from erupting out and making an appearance before dragging us all to hell.
HUGS….
YAY! I am so mad that I got outta work so incredibly late and am coming muy tarde to this commenting game! Anywayz, great post and I am most definitely a top. Geeebz!
Jere Keys Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 11:32 pm
It’s okay. I got stuck in law school all day and really just wanted to play on the internet.
… and prove it.
Oh man – Gay Moose, the Chippendale dancers, giant radioactive R.P. , Simon Cowell AND the Drag Me to Hell gypsy were there? I miss out on ALL the fun. Jere – I’ll practice my “Rapper’s Delight” for you.
Jere Keys Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Yes, so that I don’t have to be the only person rapping at the next karaoke meetup.
Jere is an amazing rapper! We all knew he had nice legs, from his drag photo.
Jere Keys Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:47 am
It’s true, I have nice legs. I’m not sure when they became African-American, though.