Comments on: Jerbs Wot I Had

By: josh

josh — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:34:51 +0000

What a floozy! Pull up your pantz Mr. Lawn-O-Matic!

By: I Worked Hard for the Money! at Puntabulous

I Worked Hard for the Money! at Puntabulous — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:03:18 +0000

[...] to Enrico, everyone seems to be talking about their previous jobs lately. I guess it’s time I put mine out [...]

By: Tam

Tam — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:54:23 +0000

Avoiding bees, good choice.

I’m so happy I can now say I know someone who was a lap dancer tester. That is sooo going to get me bonus points for small talk at a party someday.

By: Jere Keys

Jere Keys — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:07:57 +0000

I’ve been retelling that story too much, I think.

By: Jere Keys

Jere Keys — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:07:15 +0000

Apparently we’re allowed two pages if we have more than 10 years experience. I do, but since I can get it down to 1 page without sacrificing anything especially valuable, that what my adviser and I have done.

By: Michelle M.

Michelle M. — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:20:42 +0000

I think this post should be your resume. And don’t forget the first and last picture.

By: john

john — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:00:16 +0000

Lap dance tester is a new one for me, but I do know a guy who worked in a porn store who had to clean the floors in the video booths. Worst job ever.

Lawyers stick to the one page rule? I’m in HR in academia, so the resumes we get are pages long.

By: goblinbox

goblinbox — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:14:56 +0000

Yeah, sure, Polt, you just think dancers are interesting people to talk to. Uh huh. Yeah. I’m totally fallin’ for that. TOTALLY.

By: goblinbox

goblinbox — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:14:22 +0000

I couldn’t agree with you more on the whole lawn and garden front. I owned 26.5 acres of verdant Iowa farm land for awhile, and let me tell you what: if I NEVER see the business end of ANY LAWN OR GARDEN TOOL EVER, EVER AGAIN, that will be just fine with me. I never want to mow, edge, weed whack, weed, mulch, plow, or prune anything ever again.

And your uncomfortable lap dancer trainer story is just as hilarious the second time through!

By: Polt

Polt — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:34:21 +0000

Any job that has less bees than another one is definitely an improvement! And I’m sorry, but the lap dancee just sounds incredibly fun. And not for the reasons you’re assuming (well, kinda sorta for the reasons you’re assuming). I think it’d be fun cause I’ve talked to seveal male dancers (in Toronto) and they all had interesting stories and backgrounds. Honestly. I think it would just be fun to talk to people that do that.

Although having nekkid mens gyrating above one’s groinal regions would be a plus too ya know.

HUGS….