Elle’s Monday Motivation
Monday, November 23rd, 2009Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration:

If you love someone and let them go, you’re a total douchebag and deserve to be alone. ~ Jacob B.
Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration:

If you love someone and let them go, you’re a total douchebag and deserve to be alone. ~ Jacob B.
OMG Is that Jacob Black???
Jere Keys Reply:
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:41 am
No, Jacob was my roommate and friend from Cincinnati.
I think Jacob B. Winslow said that. But a Google search is yielding no results, so I think maybe Jere Keys said it…. lol.
Jere Keys Reply:
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:43 am
Nope. My old roommate and friend had this on his facebook status last week. You can tell it’s a Jacob original by the use of “douchebag.”
I don’t care who said it, I LOVE it! Perfect way to start a crappy Monday at work when you’re not even supposed to BE at work.
HUGS…
I’m still gonna pretend it’s Jacob Black because Bella is totally a douchebag and I wish he would tell her so.
Jere Keys Reply:
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:38 am
And then he would rush into your arms for some “comforting”?
Brilliant, truly brilliant. Keeping them chained in your basement is a much better option. Not that I’d know or anything.
I thought this was gonna be a Christina Aguilera quote at first…but then it just got mean at the end.
You just make them think you’re letting them go, but really, where are they going to go?
john Reply:
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Hopefully far, far away.