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	<title>Comments on: And I am a weapon of massive consumption</title>
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		<title>By: josh</title>
		<link>http://www.jerekeys.com/2010/01/05/and-i-am-a-weapon-of-massive-consumption/comment-page-1/#comment-1866</link>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love womanizerz because they inspired Britney to write [read as: have someone write] a song about them for her!

And I don&#039;t encourage...I just die of laughter! Weeeeeeee!!! ::dead::</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love womanizerz because they inspired Britney to write [read as: have someone write] a song about them for her!</p>
<p>And I don&#8217;t encourage&#8230;I just die of laughter! Weeeeeeee!!! ::dead::</p>
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		<title>By: BOSSY</title>
		<link>http://www.jerekeys.com/2010/01/05/and-i-am-a-weapon-of-massive-consumption/comment-page-1/#comment-1865</link>
		<dc:creator>BOSSY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 00:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmmm. Bossy would probably go to any of those movies if it meant a large popcorn. Extra butter, please.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm. Bossy would probably go to any of those movies if it meant a large popcorn. Extra butter, please.</p>
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		<title>By: Jere Keys</title>
		<link>http://www.jerekeys.com/2010/01/05/and-i-am-a-weapon-of-massive-consumption/comment-page-1/#comment-1864</link>
		<dc:creator>Jere Keys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree that the character Guido is sexy if I judge him simply by his body (a.k.a. Daniel Day Lewis), but I&#039;m not like that, Josh. I like guys for more than just how they look in an Italian suit, and an angsty, cheating, manipulative, egotistical womanizing man-child isn&#039;t very sexy at all.

(And stop encouraging Enrico to be mean/sassy to me)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree that the character Guido is sexy if I judge him simply by his body (a.k.a. Daniel Day Lewis), but I&#8217;m not like that, Josh. I like guys for more than just how they look in an Italian suit, and an angsty, cheating, manipulative, egotistical womanizing man-child isn&#8217;t very sexy at all.</p>
<p>(And stop encouraging Enrico to be mean/sassy to me)</p>
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		<title>By: josh</title>
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		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I LOVE Guido Contini! He&#039;s mad effing sexxxy.

And the only thing I enjoy about strippers is brutally judging the desperate lameos who are oogling them.

And ps...Enrico...after those comments, you are my favo person ever. Feel honored!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I LOVE Guido Contini! He&#8217;s mad effing sexxxy.</p>
<p>And the only thing I enjoy about strippers is brutally judging the desperate lameos who are oogling them.</p>
<p>And ps&#8230;Enrico&#8230;after those comments, you are my favo person ever. Feel honored!</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle M.</title>
		<link>http://www.jerekeys.com/2010/01/05/and-i-am-a-weapon-of-massive-consumption/comment-page-1/#comment-1861</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle M.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haven&#039;t seen the movies yet. I&#039;m going to read the Kim Harrison book because you recommended it (and because I love to read : ).

You and Enrico crack me up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haven&#8217;t seen the movies yet. I&#8217;m going to read the Kim Harrison book because you recommended it (and because I love to read : ).</p>
<p>You and Enrico crack me up.</p>
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		<title>By: Jere Keys</title>
		<link>http://www.jerekeys.com/2010/01/05/and-i-am-a-weapon-of-massive-consumption/comment-page-1/#comment-1859</link>
		<dc:creator>Jere Keys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Congrats on being the 1,600th comment on my blog.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congrats on being the 1,600th comment on my blog.</p>
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		<title>By: Enrico</title>
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		<dc:creator>Enrico</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You do know life isn&#039;t a story, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You do know life isn&#8217;t a story, right?</p>
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		<title>By: Jere Keys</title>
		<link>http://www.jerekeys.com/2010/01/05/and-i-am-a-weapon-of-massive-consumption/comment-page-1/#comment-1857</link>
		<dc:creator>Jere Keys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You do know that story ends with the guy trying out the thing he hates and discovering he actually loves it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You do know that story ends with the guy trying out the thing he hates and discovering he actually loves it.</p>
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		<title>By: Enrico</title>
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		<dc:creator>Enrico</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would not, could not, in a box, I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not read to you with a mouse, I will not read to you in a house. 
Etc. etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would not, could not, in a box, I could not, would not, with a fox.<br />
I will not read to you with a mouse, I will not read to you in a house.<br />
Etc. etc.</p>
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		<title>By: Jere Keys</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jere Keys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You wouldn&#039;t read to me in the shower or while I&#039;m making homemade mashed potatoes?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You wouldn&#8217;t read to me in the shower or while I&#8217;m making homemade mashed potatoes?</p>
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