Elle’s Monday Motivation
Monday, February 22nd, 2010Our blog mascot offers the usual start-of-the-week thought to get you going.
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. ~ Dorothy Parker
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I don’t know, Elle, Chace Crawford is handsome and stupid, but is he ruthless?
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2 outa 3 ain’t bad according to Mealoaf. I can live without ruthless.
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I require three different things in a guy:
1. He’s gotta have soul.
2. He’s gotta have class
3. He’s gotta have style (and be badazz).
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Wow, I have stricter standard than Elle? To f*** someone I require that they:
1. have a penis
2. be a human
3. be alive
4. be over 18.
And shoot, Josherz only has three as well! Who knew I was a bigger prude than the Sassy One?
HUGS…
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josh Reply:
February 22nd, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Poltergeizt: I’m pruder than you! I’ve only done all that crazy bedtime business wiff three peepz before!
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Polt Reply:
February 22nd, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Oh I know you’re less of a whore than I am josherz, that’s not what I meant. I just meant I have 4 criteria a guy must meet for me to horizontally bop with him and require only 3 things. Granted, if they meet your three, that doesn’t mean you’re gonna do a lil sumthing-sumthing with them, that’s just your criteria.
I’m a bigger whore AND a bigger prude!
HUGS…
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Justin Reply:
February 24th, 2010 at 12:38 am
“pruder”?
David Reply:
February 24th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Justerz: Yeah…”pruder.” Got a problem with that?
I prefer them either ruthless or stupid. When they’re both, they can’t be trained for shit and that’s just no fun for anyone.
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Sweet and funny works for me.
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Kindness, humor and the ability to hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis. (guess the reference and win a prize).
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Tam Reply:
February 22nd, 2010 at 10:32 pm
I’m not sure John but I’m pretty sure you can find the video of that on x-tube.
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john Reply:
February 23rd, 2010 at 6:05 pm
LOL! I wouldn’t doubt it.
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Justin Reply:
February 24th, 2010 at 12:37 am
That’s a tough one, John. What’s the prize?
john Reply:
February 24th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
It was from “Real Genius” with Val Kilmer. That movie killed me.
That is a perfect Dorothy Parker quote. And quite an attractive young man.
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