Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Our blog mascot offers the usual start-of-the-week thought to get you going.

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. ~ Dorothy Parker

Filed under: elle is for lizard, monday motivation by Elle

16 Responses to “Elle’s Monday Motivation”

  1. Jere Keys, on February 22nd, 2010 at 7:42 am Said:

    I don’t know, Elle, Chace Crawford is handsome and stupid, but is he ruthless?

  2. Tam, on February 22nd, 2010 at 7:48 am Said:

    2 outa 3 ain’t bad according to Mealoaf. I can live without ruthless. :-)

  3. josh, on February 22nd, 2010 at 12:00 pm Said:

    I require three different things in a guy:

    1. He’s gotta have soul.
    2. He’s gotta have class
    3. He’s gotta have style (and be badazz).

  4. Polt, on February 22nd, 2010 at 4:13 pm Said:

    Wow, I have stricter standard than Elle? To f*** someone I require that they:

    1. have a penis
    2. be a human
    3. be alive
    4. be over 18.

    And shoot, Josherz only has three as well! Who knew I was a bigger prude than the Sassy One? :)

    HUGS…

    josh Reply:
    February 22nd, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Poltergeizt: I’m pruder than you! I’ve only done all that crazy bedtime business wiff three peepz before!

    Polt Reply:
    February 22nd, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Oh I know you’re less of a whore than I am josherz, that’s not what I meant. I just meant I have 4 criteria a guy must meet for me to horizontally bop with him and require only 3 things. Granted, if they meet your three, that doesn’t mean you’re gonna do a lil sumthing-sumthing with them, that’s just your criteria.

    I’m a bigger whore AND a bigger prude! :)

    HUGS…

    Justin Reply:
    February 24th, 2010 at 12:38 am

    “pruder”?

    David Reply:
    February 24th, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    Justerz: Yeah…”pruder.” Got a problem with that?

  5. goblinbox, on February 22nd, 2010 at 7:59 pm Said:

    I prefer them either ruthless or stupid. When they’re both, they can’t be trained for shit and that’s just no fun for anyone.

  6. Michelle M., on February 22nd, 2010 at 9:20 pm Said:

    Sweet and funny works for me.

  7. john, on February 22nd, 2010 at 9:53 pm Said:

    Kindness, humor and the ability to hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis. (guess the reference and win a prize).

    Tam Reply:
    February 22nd, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    I’m not sure John but I’m pretty sure you can find the video of that on x-tube. :-)

    john Reply:
    February 23rd, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    LOL! I wouldn’t doubt it.

    Justin Reply:
    February 24th, 2010 at 12:37 am

    That’s a tough one, John. What’s the prize?

    john Reply:
    February 24th, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    It was from “Real Genius” with Val Kilmer. That movie killed me.

  8. Justin, on February 24th, 2010 at 12:38 am Said:

    That is a perfect Dorothy Parker quote. And quite an attractive young man. :-)

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