I’m a Winner

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

So once upon a time there was this law school that ran a video contest for its students. And this one guy made a video and submitted it to the contest and then he won $500. And there was a reception where the school gave out free beer and someone got tipsy on a Tuesday night.

Don’t tell anyone I’m showing you the rough cut:

So, since it’s been a year since I quit the smoking, I’m trying to decide which vice I ought to eliminate from my life next. The top candidates are:

  • Diet Coke
  • Drunk texting
  • Sweets after 9pm
  • Celibacy

I actually tried skipping the Diet Coke today and lasted until I met Justin for lunch (and even that was after two cups of coffee in the morning). So which vice do y’all think I should get rid of? Something not on my list?

Filed under: law school by Jere Keys

14 Responses to “I’m a Winner”

  1. josh, on April 6th, 2010 at 10:20 pm Said:

    Smart move with the “The Real Slim Shady” sound clip. PERFECT!

    Though I wish you had done another Lil Kim song in the actual show. You do her soooo well! “HOW MANY LICKS? (feat. Sisqo)”?! I just might have died!

    Jere Keys Reply:
    April 6th, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    Apparently people have this crazy notion that I know how to rap now. I blame you and Enrico.

  2. vuboq, on April 6th, 2010 at 10:24 pm Said:

    I lol’ed at “it totally counts!” Great job!

    I vote for eliminated the celibacy first. and then maybe the sweets.

    *smooches*

    Jere Keys Reply:
    April 8th, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Yeah, the only thing keeping me celibate at this point is the nasty habit of having standards.

  3. vuboq, on April 6th, 2010 at 10:25 pm Said:

    er … eliminating. whatever. you know what i mean. *sigh*

  4. Tam, on April 6th, 2010 at 10:41 pm Said:

    If you are going to document your success in giving up this vice using video and photograpic evidence, then I pick celibacy.

    If there is no video forthcoming of you working your way through the Fordam undergraduate class, then probably giving up sweets. Easier than the others I think. Just eat them every day at 8:45. You’re golden.

    My freaking video card is not letting me watch. Tomorrow I will when I’m on a better computer. Congrats.

    Tam Reply:
    April 7th, 2010 at 10:33 am

    I finally got to watch the video. Excellent, no wonder you won. That show looks like a lot of fun.

    Jere Keys Reply:
    April 8th, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    Thanks. It was a lot of fun.

  5. Enrico, on April 6th, 2010 at 10:43 pm Said:

    Give up Diet Coke! It’s bad for the body and the soul!

    josh Reply:
    April 8th, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    I agree…soda in general is bad for you (water is healthier and cheaper!), but diet is even worse! Totez bad for the soul. Totez.

    Jere Keys Reply:
    April 8th, 2010 at 11:45 pm

    Diet Coke may be bad for the body and soul, but I heard that Iced Tea is the drink of the devil and Republicans.

  6. john, on April 7th, 2010 at 11:14 am Said:

    I gave up caffeine two years ago and Diet Coke with it. I tried it recently (it was the only thing available) and it tasted pretty gross.

    I’m with Vuboq: celibacy. A little goes a loooooonnnnngggg way.

    Jere Keys Reply:
    April 8th, 2010 at 11:45 pm

    Yeah, I’m about two more years of law school away from completely abandoning caffeine, but I hear you.

    john Reply:
    April 10th, 2010 at 11:46 am

    Oh hell no, you can’t give it up now. I only gave it up because of acid reflux. As for soda being bad for the teeth and soul, I drank more Diet Coke than was necessary and my teefs are fine. As for the soul, I got rid of that a long time ago, so no worries there.

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