Marry, F*ck or Kill: the return

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Since it was a fun summer diversion last year, I’m going to run another summer of MFK blogs. To kick off the new season, the theme is cute guys from new(ish) shows I’m (sorta) watching now (when I have time).

Choice 1 Choice 2 Choice 3
Joel McHale – Community Josh Hopkins – Cougar Town Mark Salling – Glee

To review the rules… You must choose one who you would spend the rest of your life with, one you would have a freaky-monkey one-night stand with, and one who you would put to death*. You tell me who you choose and why.

*standard disclaimer: we are anti-death penalty, we play this game as a thought exercise, not an endorsement of murder. Also, we are sex-positive and believe that two people can have crazy one-time sex without shame or emotional baggage. Finally, for the purposes of this game, we all live in marriage equality jurisdictions.

Filed under: games, unnecessary beefcake by Jere Keys

7 Responses to “Marry, F*ck or Kill: the return”

  1. Rob, on May 19th, 2010 at 10:12 am Said:

    I’d marry Joel. He’s brilliant and hilarious. I’d kill Mark. I met him at the “Glee” CD signing and he was a total douchebag–surly, narcissistic. Not saying he has to be thrilled to be autographing tons of CDs, but like everyone else at the table, he could have made the effort to at least act like he was happy people were excited to meet him. I don’t know Josh, but I’d choose him to f*ck just because he isn’t Mark Salling.

  2. The Ryan with the Cupcake, on May 19th, 2010 at 10:17 am Said:

    Marry: Mark Salling
    F*ck: Joel McHale
    Kill: Josh Hopkins

  3. Tam, on May 19th, 2010 at 11:50 am Said:

    Oh yay! MFK is back. Based purely on looks pretty much because I’ve never heard of the first two:

    Marry: Mark Salling (he can just keep his mouth shut)
    F*ck: Joel McHale (there’s a picture on the internet of him with a chichuahua on his head so that gets points)
    Kill: Johs Hopkins – Sorry Josh, no chichuahua, no life.

  4. Polt, on May 19th, 2010 at 12:54 pm Said:

    YAY! I LOVE MFK’s!!!!

    Okay, here we go…

    Marry: Joel. He’s not the cutest here, but he’s without a doubt the funniest. And even though I’ve never been married, I assume humor is an important component.
    F*ck: Mark, without a doubt. I’ve want to f*ck Puck from damn near the first moment I saw him.
    Kill: Josh. I know nothing about this guy, but since he’s the only choice left, he’s gotta go. Sorry.

    HUGS…

  5. Enrico, on May 19th, 2010 at 7:59 pm Said:

    Marry – Mark
    Kiss – Joel McHale
    Kill – the other guy

    I saw Joel McHale when he performed at my school last month. He was funny!

  6. josh, on May 19th, 2010 at 8:35 pm Said:

    Marry – Joel McHale
    Kiss – Puck
    Kill – Josh Hopkins University

    I want to spend my life laughing @ Joel McHale feat. pop culture! HEAVEN?! I tink zo.

  7. john, on May 21st, 2010 at 8:07 pm Said:

    Marry Joel
    Fuck Josh
    Kill Mark

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