Marry, F*ck or Kill

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

Several bloggy friends from the puntabugang are doing a music exchange thing right now and it got me thinking about the sexy musicians I have in my current heavy rotation playlists. So that is this week’s theme.

Choice 1 Choice 2 Choice 3
Rufus Wainwright Jared Leto of 30 Seconds To Mars Jake Shears of Scissor Sisters

To review the rules… You must choose one who you would spend the rest of your life with, one you would have a freaky-monkey one-night stand with, and one who you would put to death*. You tell me who you choose and why.

*standard disclaimer: we are anti-death penalty, we play this game as a thought exercise, not an endorsement of murder. Also, we are sex-positive and believe that two people can have crazy one-time sex without shame or emotional baggage. Finally, for the purposes of this game, we all live in marriage equality jurisdictions.

And my picks from last week:
Marry: Josh Hopkins – he seems like a nice guy
Fuck: Mark Salling – he seems like a cocky guy
Kill: Joel McHale – I get the sex appeal, but I can only handle so much sarcasm in my life

Filed under: games, music, unnecessary beefcake by Jere Keys

12 Responses to “Marry, F*ck or Kill”

  1. Tam, on May 26th, 2010 at 9:24 am Said:

    Marry: Jake Shears (don’t know much about him but it was a process of elimination – maybe he’s got money)

    F*ck: Jared Leto (I can’t resist a boy in guyliner and a pink mohawk but I don’t like him enough to want him to stick around for breakfast)

    Kill: Rufus Wainwright (he looks like a goof and he’s wearing lederhosen for god’s sake – that is an offence punishable by death)

  2. john, on May 26th, 2010 at 9:32 am Said:

    I’m going to go with:

    Fuck: Jake, he seems like he likes to have fun and would probably be a blast in the sack.

    Marry: Rufus. He seems like a nice guy.

    Kill: Jared. Yeah, he is super hot and all, but that just makes me a little angry. Plus, I think he may be a little vapid, so I wouldn’t want him around long enough to be married to him.

  3. Marc, on May 26th, 2010 at 10:03 am Said:

    Marry Rufus. He’s a sweatheart and I’ve been in love with him for years.

    Fuck Jake. He’s gotta be a freak in bed. That’d be a long, exhausting night. And worth it.

    Kill Jared. Only by default.

  4. Polt, on May 26th, 2010 at 10:13 am Said:

    Fuck: Jared Leto, but not with the mohawk, only if he had the hairthing hanging down over his eyes ala Jordan Catalanio in My So-Called Life. *SIGH*
    Marry: Rufus Wainwright. If I’ve got to spend the rest of my life with one man, i want it to be someone who can sings soft ballads to me as we cuddle on the couch in front of the fireplace. Oh, and people who speak French are sexy!
    Kill: Jake Spears. And it pains me to have to do this, as I imagine he’d be a firebrand in the sack. But Jordan…I mean, Jared Leto has been a fantasy of mine for damn near 20 years, so that leaves only Jake to kill. Sorry, man.

    HUGS…

  5. megan!, on May 26th, 2010 at 12:51 pm Said:

    Marry: While I’ve love Jared Leto since Jr. High (20 years), in this scenario, with the other two choices, I wouldn’t marry him. I’d marry Rufus because he is just too cute and sweet to not!

    Fuck: Jared Leto. Hey, that 20 year crush is going to get me something!

    Kill: Jake Spears, only by default though.

  6. David, on May 26th, 2010 at 11:39 pm Said:

    Marry: Rufus Wainwright, cuz he seems like a dick in person, so I’d love divorcing him and breaking his cold heart.

    Fuxxorz: Jared Leto cuz DUH.

    Kill: The Scissor Sisters guy cuz I don’t like his music and he’s obnoxious!

  7. josh, on May 26th, 2010 at 11:41 pm Said:

    And that above comment was for obz from me. David would know better than to say he’d eff around wiff anotha d00d. :D

  8. Enrico, on May 28th, 2010 at 11:24 pm Said:

    Marry: Jared Leto cause I don’t believe in divorce and he’d be mine FOREVER.

    Freak in My Jeep: One of the other two (coin toss!)

    Kill: The one who loses the coin toss. Good luck!

  9. Michelle M., on May 29th, 2010 at 1:13 pm Said:

    I don’t know much about the personalities of these guys. Which I take into consideration. This is serious business. Anyway, I’m going to go with john’s answers because we usually agree about everything anyway (and I never got the appeal of Jordan Catalano).

  10. David, on May 29th, 2010 at 4:22 pm Said:

    The real here David now.

    I’d just teach all of them in a hot nude yoga class and not have to worry about any of it.

  11. Polt, on May 29th, 2010 at 9:26 pm Said:

    Michelle M.: You NEVER got the appeal of Jordan Catalano?????

    Wha-wha-wha-WHA????

    One word, baby, HAIRTHING!!!!

    HUGS….

  12. Justin, on May 30th, 2010 at 9:41 pm Said:

    “fuxxorz” lol

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