Marry, F*ck or Kill

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

This week’s game is a twofer. You get to decide based on nothing more than a shot of an ass in a movie shower scene and, if you can, guess who that backside belongs to. Try to guess before looking at the comments. I’ll reveal the identities next week.

Choice 1 Choice 2 Choice 3
Bubble Butt 1 Bubble Butt 2 Bubble Butt 3

To review the rules… You must choose one who you would spend the rest of your life with, one you would have a freaky-monkey one-night stand with, and one who you would put to death*. You tell me who you choose and why.

*standard disclaimer: we are anti-death penalty, we play this game as a thought exercise, not an endorsement of murder. Also, we are sex-positive and believe that two people can have crazy one-time sex without shame or emotional baggage. Finally, for the purposes of this game, we all live in marriage equality jurisdictions.

And my picks from last week:
Marry: Craig Parker – I admit the photo I used isn’t great, but I think he’s the most talented actor of the bunch and a hottie.
Fuck: Craig Horner – I mean, gah!
Kill: Matthew Le Nevez – Nothing against him, he’s just uninteresting compared to the others

Filed under: games, unnecessary beefcake by Jere Keys

10 Responses to “Marry, F*ck or Kill”

  1. Tam, on June 9th, 2010 at 7:47 am Said:

    Oh you’ve made the choices difficult this week Jere. Okay:

    Marry: #3 because it’s nice to live with someone who smells nice and he’s obviously all about the cleanliness
    F*ck: #2 because … ummm, he has a nice back too?
    Kill: #1 because he’s slightly less bubbly than the others. Lame but someone’s butt had to go.

  2. Polt, on June 9th, 2010 at 9:51 am Said:

    Marry: #3, cause he’s got something I’d like to shower with for the rest of my life.
    F*ck: #1: cause I’m not sure an ass gets more prefect than taht one.
    Kill: #2: It’s not bad, just kinda meh when compared to the other two.

    HUGS…

  3. john, on June 9th, 2010 at 9:08 pm Said:

    Marry #3 I bet it will hold up with age.
    F*ck #2 because it looks pretty good from here.
    Kill #1 I know who’s ass that is (ML for no spoilers) and I neither like nor respect him.

  4. Michelle M., on June 9th, 2010 at 9:39 pm Said:

    I’m going with john/Tam’s answers, because they are old and classy like myself.

    Tam Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 9:54 am

    So Polt’s just old? LOL

    Now I’m dying to know who #1′s butt is. Let me look closer. I’m not sure. John will have to spill. Or Jere. ML means nothing.

    Polt Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Well, tam, Michelle M apparently knows me better than I thought. “I resemble that remark”! :)

    HUGS…

    Jere Keys Reply:
    June 10th, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    I’ll reveal the identities next Wednesday.

    Michelle M. Reply:
    June 11th, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    Polt is the classiest of us all! I went with Tam/john’s answers because he knew who #1 was.

  5. josh, on June 12th, 2010 at 9:01 am Said:

    The alliteration in Bubble Butt always irkz me.

    I pick none of them cuz butts do nuffin’ for me.

  6. Enrico, on July 3rd, 2010 at 12:17 pm Said:

    Based on butts alone:

    Marry #2
    Marry, ‘f’, then divorce: #1
    Kill: #3

    (but now that I know who they are, the answers would change. I would probz marry C. Bale, even if he did yell at me every day)

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