Marry, F*ck or Kill

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

As I mentioned yesterday, I’m having a marathon of The West Wing this week. To the extent that you know the show, make your picks based on the characters – not the personalities of the actors who play them. If you don’t know the show, well, whatever criteria you normally use.

Choice 1 Choice 2 Choice 3
Charlie Young as played by Dulé Hill Josh Lyman as played by Bradley Whitford Sam Seaborn as played by Rob Lowe

To review the rules… You must choose one who you would spend the rest of your life with, one you would have a freaky-monkey one-night stand with, and one who you would put to death*. You tell me who you choose and why.

*standard disclaimer: we are anti-death penalty, we play this game as a thought exercise, not an endorsement of murder. Also, we are sex-positive and believe that two people can have crazy one-time sex without shame or emotional baggage. Finally, for the purposes of this game, we all live in marriage equality jurisdictions.

My picks from last time:
Marry: Ryan Reynolds. I even tried to use a less-than-flattering photo of him to avoid skewing the results, but it’s official, he’s too hot.
Fuck: John Legend. I bet he has moves.
Kill: Eric Dane. Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s hot, but I’ve seen the NSFW video (seriously, click on that link and you’re gonna see bits and stuff) and I’m not impressed with his bedside manner.

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6 Responses to “Marry, F*ck or Kill”

  1. Polt, on July 14th, 2010 at 9:04 am Said:

    Ooooh, I LOVE The West Wing!

    Sooo, based on the characters, I’d do the following:

    Marry: Sam: cause once again if I gotta wake up every morning looking at one person’s face, i want it to be a cute one. Plus, Sam was a corporate lawyer, so he’s got the Benjamins.
    F*ck: Charlie, cause when you see how passionate he got over the on/off relationship with Zoey, you just KNOW he’d be that passionate in the sack.
    Kill: Josh: Not only is the only one left, BUT, he’s a bit too high strung and treats his secretary like crap. Plus I wouldn’t want to worry about him flipping out when I played classical music.

    HUGS…

  2. Tam, on July 14th, 2010 at 9:05 am Said:

    Since I’ve never seen the show my criteria is based purely on superficial looks.

    Marry: Sam because I had a crush on Rob Lowe way back in the day
    F*ck: Charlie, he looks good
    Kill: Josh, he looks arrogant in that photo, I dislike arrogant people.

  3. The Ryan with the Cupcake, on July 14th, 2010 at 10:58 am Said:

    Marry: Charlie. I’ve always thought that he was the cutest of the West Wing characters, and my appreciation of Dule Hill has only increased since he moved to Psych.

    Fuck: Sam, he’s a pretty boy.

    Kill: Josh. He’s not getting much love today.

  4. Michelle M., on July 14th, 2010 at 10:57 pm Said:

    I have never watched the West Wing, so:

    Marry: Josh. He looks the oldest, so maybe he has the most money. I need to be rich.
    Make sweet love to Charlie.
    Kill: Sam. He’s a little too pretty for me. And the crush I had on Rob Lowe (also back in the day) has worn off over the years.

  5. josh, on July 17th, 2010 at 12:33 pm Said:

    Marry: the black guy cuz he has gentle eyes
    Fuck: Rob Lowe cuz he’s one of mah fantasy pepawz!
    Kill: the d.i.n.o.$.a.u.r. in the middle

  6. Enrico, on August 1st, 2010 at 3:46 pm Said:

    M: Rob
    K: Dulé and Bradley

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