Marry, F*ck or Kill

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

If I had extra cash right now, I’m very much in the mood for some new ink. I want to get either my X-Man tattoo or my Whitman quote. Anyway, this week’s theme is guys with tattoos.

Choice 1 Choice 2 Choice 3
A touch of ink Medium coverage Full body canvas

To review the rules… You must choose one who you would spend the rest of your life with, one you would have a freaky-monkey one-night stand with, and one who you would put to death*. You tell me who you choose and why.

*standard disclaimer: we are anti-death penalty, we play this game as a thought exercise, not an endorsement of murder. Also, we are sex-positive and believe that two people can have crazy one-time sex without shame or emotional baggage. Finally, for the purposes of this game, we all live in marriage equality jurisdictions.

My picks from last time:
Marry: Katy Perry. Far and away my favorite of the three.
Fuck: Ke$ha. I could only handle one night with her and I’m pretty sure neither of us would really remember it afterward, anyway.
Kill: Miley. It’s Miley. (Apologies to my niece, who adores Hannah Montana)

Filed under: games, unnecessary beefcake by Jere Keys

16 Responses to “Marry, F*ck or Kill”

  1. Polt, on August 4th, 2010 at 8:56 am Said:

    So we’re supposed to review not the ‘specific’ guys, but just theoretical guys with that amount of ink, right? Well that being the case…

    Marry: A touch of ink. It’s sexy without being overbearing or in-your-face.
    F*ck: Medium coverage. Anybody that’s gonna do this has a bit of the freak of him, and you know he’d let that freak out in bed.
    Kill: Full body canvas. Anybody will this has got a freak in him alright: a serial-killer type of freak. Sorry, not interested.

    And what specifically IS your X-Man tattoo?

    HUGS…

    Jere Keys Reply:
    August 4th, 2010 at 9:56 am

    X-Man, a.k.a. Nate Grey

    Polt Reply:
    August 5th, 2010 at 8:38 am

    REALLY? Hmmm, so what image are you gonna use and where are you gonna get it? And why do you want a tattoo of him? Just being nosy, of course.

    HUGS…

    Jere Keys Reply:
    August 5th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    Not a tattoo of him, the same tattoo as him. Same place, same design.

    MOM Reply:
    August 8th, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    My vote is save your money and don’t get anymore tattoos. But then I am only the mother. Love you.

  2. john, on August 4th, 2010 at 5:29 pm Said:

    I think I’m with Polt this time, for the same reasons.

  3. Tam, on August 4th, 2010 at 8:34 pm Said:

    Oh nice. Hard choices.

    I’ll go with Polt though:

    Marry: Touch of Ink, he is precious.
    F*ck: Medium amount although I could marry that amount so it’s kind of a tie.
    Kill: Sorry Logan McCree, you went overboard and you don’t like girls so I’d be out of luck anyway. I dislike the full body, but at least he has a theme, I’ll give him that. Random tats all over the place don’t do it for me.

    Jere Keys Reply:
    August 4th, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    Kudos for recognizing him. Finding a picture I could crop to be SFW while still giving the general idea wasn’t easy.

    Polt Reply:
    August 5th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    I didn’t kow his name, but I knew his face, body and tattoos, and I thought the same thing: How did Jere find a photo he could possibly cropproperly!

    And Tam, why I am NOT surprised you knew his name and all? :)

    HUGS…

  4. josh, on August 4th, 2010 at 9:16 pm Said:

    Marry: The partial tattoo, like if the guy had a sleeve, cuz that would be hot and show some edge, but wouldn’t make him seem like a 100% all the time maniac.

    Eff: The full body tattoo cuz very little turns me on more [see: my dreamboat, Carey Hart aka Mr. P!nk].

    Kill: AZN with traditional and boring chest tat. zzzzzzz

  5. vuboq, on August 4th, 2010 at 9:17 pm Said:

    I’m going to have to agree with Polt too (in theory) … However, with these specific pictures, I think I’d marry the Medium and fork the Touch. I would still kill the Full. He has da crazy eyes.

  6. Michelle M., on August 6th, 2010 at 2:55 am Said:

    Marry – Mr. Medium. I could have a lot of fun with those abs.
    Make sweet love to – Mr. Touch of.
    Kill – Mr. Canvas. His hair/beard is not helping matters.

  7. Enrico, on August 7th, 2010 at 10:42 pm Said:

    Marry: full body canvas

    The other two bore me equally. I’d have to flip a coin (which I don’t have handy)

    Jere Keys Reply:
    August 8th, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    When are you going to get your tattoo?

    Enrico Reply:
    September 1st, 2010 at 11:36 am

    When I find a good font! And have millions of dollars to waste on it.

  8. Polt, on August 10th, 2010 at 8:18 pm Said:

    Oh and by the way, as for the category, I don’t think ANY beefcake is unnecessary.

    Carry on.

    HUGS….

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