Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Our blog mascot offers the usual start-of-the-week thought to get you going.

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. ~ Dorothy Parker

Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration to kick off your week.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. ~ Douglas Adams

Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Our blog mascot has generously agreed to allow a guest motivator this week. Rockstar, puking machine and nephew-extraordinare Owen Ace provides your dose of Monday morning inspiration.

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Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, January 18th, 2010

Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration:
Well, look who got herself a jerb. Of course, she walked away from a very important and secure jerb in the middle of record 10% unemployment, so I’m glad she was able to land on her feet when so many qualified folks with advanced degrees and expertise are [...]

Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration:
Some of you might have noticed that somehow a certain blog mascot got abandoned in a locked dorm room without computer over the winter break. Not to worry, I’m back now, and I’m sure we’ve all learned a valuable lesson.

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult. [...]

Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration:
Happy winter solstice! The darkest day of the year (which is appropriate for Jere’s contracts law final exam). But happy end of the semester for Fordham Law’s class of 2012 sections 3 & 4!

Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
Thou art not so unkind
As man’s ingratitude
~ William Shakespeare

Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, December 14th, 2009

Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration:
Jere’s first final exam of the semester is happening this morning. One week to go and I get to reclaim my role as the cranky and insufferable member of this bloggy team. In actually interesting news, happy Agnostica!

Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, [...]

Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration payback:
I heard that some of you said I was going soft or even genuinely inspirational last week. Fine… just remember that what has been seen cannot be unseen!

The only kind of meat I eat doesn’t come on a plate (usually). ~ Jere Keys
Jere’s note: I checked, that’s [...]

Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration:

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. ~ Kahlil Gibran
Elle seems to be in a less sarcastic mood this week.

Elle’s Monday Motivation

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration:

If you love someone and let them go, you’re a total douchebag and deserve to be alone. ~ Jacob B.