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This is called “Blue Balled”

Seen on HuffPo

I promise that after next Monday I’ll try and switch back to actual blogs rather than a lot of video clips.

The Democratic primary in 8 minutes

I saw an earlier version of this a while back, now it’s complete. So, if you’ve been cyogenically frozen for the last 17 months, here’s what you missed…

From Slate via Laughing Squid

Is Xanadu Too Gay for the Tonys?

This video is popping all over the blogosphere today, but can you see too much nekkid Cheyenne Jackson alongside broadway showboys in dance belts? Dedicated to Rob in hopes his week gets better and my friends in Utah who are gearing up to celebrate Pride this weekend.


Cubby Bernstein - Episode Six

My Official Statement

I know there has been much speculation and a great many rumors and I just want to let everyone know… yes, I will accept the call to be Obama’s Vice President. ;)

What’s unusual about a Starlight Express collectible mug?


Stop It Episode 9

Did they say Jazen, or Jere?

In other news, I said goodbye to Jennifer and Jacob tonight. Still holding it together. I don’t want to acknowledge my birthday this week, though. I think I’ll pretend it isn’t happening until I go home to Utah.

Pretty To Look At


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There’s nothing worse than talking to a good-looking, talented person with no opinions on anything. Boys, all that time at the gym is admirable, but read a fucking paper.

YouTube: Cleveland’s Next Top Model

So, I never watched America’s Next Top Model, but I love this parody…

Flee to the Cleve, my friends, flee to the Cleve!

Happy St. Stooopid Day

Sorry to contribute to the day full of unfunny April Fool’s Day blogs with this morning’s post. To clarify, I’m not planning to quit my job. At least not right now.

I was trying to study during my lunch break and got incredibly interrupted by the Saint Stupid’s Day parade. It literally came right down into the little area where I usually find a patch of sun to study for an hour. Then the nekkid people stood right in front of me. I just put away my homework and decided to take pictures with my camera phone instead.

For three decades Bishop Joey has been leading the parade of stupidity through downtown San Francisco and this year was the stupiderest.

Mildly NSFW photos included behind cut and in the full set…
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You’ll Never Guess Which Cheek the Tongue is In

I’ve always said the whole nature v. nurture debate was a bit pointless, really. Well, let’s all remember that religion is a protected class in this country while sexual orientation and gender identity are–as a matter of federal law–not. And now, to the video…

Oh, and while we’re enjoying some parody TV, I enjoyed this Onion news broadcast, too.


FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It�s Alyson Hannigan

QOTD + POTD = Minding your Ps and Qs?

Quote of the Day, which comes from Bullshattuck:

Andy Warhol once said, “In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. This will mostly be accomplished by Google Maps’ Street View option.”

Follow that with Picture of the Day, from my Flickr photostream:

For Jacob

Context? You want context? Okay, Jennifer, Jacob and I were leaving Jamey’s birthday party (*sigh* why can’t I make friends with people whose names don’t start with “J”?) on Saturday night and passed by this particular sight. Here, on a side street in that blurry area some call “The Mission” and others “the Castro” was the eternal struggle between man and nature played out in concrete and arbor. Adding to the drama was the strip of police tape warning us of the inherent danger. And, as you can see, there can be no winner. Jacob commented “I wish I had a picture of that.” And, of course, I whipped out my ever-present camera to document the moment. See, aren’t you glad you asked.

And remember, when destroyed trees and sidewalks collide, use caution.