Marry, F*ck or Kill: season finale

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Okay, this is definitely the last one of these I’m doing for a while. It’s been fun, but I don’t want it to get stale and routine. As I threatened, the final week of MFoK is dedicated to online friends and regular responders to the game. And they all brought cute little furry things (except [...]

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Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Well, depending on what happens next week, my level of internet access, and my schedule, this could be the last one of these for a while. I thought about putting regular commenters into the game this week, but decided that stealing photos off people’s facebook pages seemed a bit invasive. So, instead, the theme is [...]

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Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Wait, it’s already Wednesday again? Shit. Time flies when you’re having fun packing. Even though I probably won’t see it until after the move, we’ll celebrate the new Harry Potter movie with this week’s game.

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Tom Felton – Draco Malfoy
Daniel Radcliffe – Harry Potter
Rupert Grint – Ron Weasley

To review the rules… You must [...]

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Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

This week’s game is focused on television news personalities.

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Anderson Cooper – CNN’s silver fox, never officially “out” but barely “in the closet” and a Vanderbilt. It’s great fun to watch him squirm alongside Kathy Griffin for New Year’s Eve and despite “knowing nothing about sports” his arms fill out polo sleeves quite [...]

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Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

While trying to come up with a theme for this week, I decided to take a break and watch the newest episode of True Blood. This is the show that keeps on giving, and this week it’s giving us the bodies boys for the game. But so much flesh to choose from… I had to [...]

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Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Since last week’s selection of talented, sexy, out Broadway guys were depressingly unknown, I’ve decided the only possible follow-up is to go in the complete opposite direction: over-exposed pop stars.

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Taylor Swift
Fergie
Lady Gaga

To review the rules… You must choose one who you would spend the rest of your life with, one you would [...]

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Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

In honor of the Tony Awards two weeks ago and Pride last weekend, this week’s theme is out and proud boys of Broadway.

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Nick Adams of the soon-to-close Guys and Dolls and the body that threatened to upstage Mario Lopez
Gavin Creel, Tony nominated star of Hair and Broadway Impact spokeshunk
John Tartaglia, currently of [...]

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Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

This week’s game is inspired by Marc (although, he probably wanted me to feature all 3 Jonas bros and I’m a little creeped out by that j/k). Our theme this week is guys you find hot, but so does your tween niece… awkward. Sure they may be legal (or almost legal, or “it depends on [...]

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Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Week 3, and people seem to be participating, so I’ll keep going. This week, we’re using fictional characters because you know how I love my comic books. Yes, yes, I know, I left out *your* favorite character. Get your own blog. I get to pick the contestants in this here part of the intertube.

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Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Take 2. Apparently last week’s game was too easy and everyone more or less just agreed with my picks. Let’s try it again with a harder choice to make. This week our theme is hateful beauty queens, in honor of California’s Supreme Court upholding Prop 8.

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Carrie Prejean“Marriage is good. There is something [...]