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Boys and their toys

VoyagerI got a new phone today. I finally have a big boy phone. After years of using the cheapest phone on my family’s “friends and family” plan, I decided to upgrade. I’ve spent most of the afternoon adding music, picking ringtones, and generally playing with the new toy.

I have a new phone number, now, so if you didn’t get a message from me today, please drop me an email and I’ll give you the new number. Now if I can get my lazy ass down to the DMV for a California driver’s license, I’ll be a full-fledged citizen of the state.

I also set up a twitter account (twitter.com/jerekeys or just see the sidebar widget), which may just become the most annoying thing ever.

LSAT classes start tomorrow. I expect that will make it a long day, particularly because I already know how I’ll be spending the bulk of the morning working on an article that my boss found to be confusing and inflammatory.

I also had a long conversation with my sister Jacki yesterday (two and a half hours). She’s getting ready to try having kids and threatening to come visit sometime this summer. When we were both teenagers (me at the end of my teen years and she just beginning them), Jacki and I couldn’t get along at all. We fought about everything, constantly. Of course, now that we’re both adults, we have an amazing amount in common, to the point where we both have to shake our heads and question how it is that we’re related to the other people in the family with their strange prudish and religious hang-ups.

Big Day Tomorrow

There’s a lot happening tomorrow. A short list of the important things about March 4, 2008.

  • Yet another round of important primaries. Although Senator Clinton is already suggesting she plans to stick it out in the campaign until the August convention. Gee, I’m sure glad that I’m not involved with a group planning an event in September who has set their sights on convincing Senator Clinton to attend that event as a plenary speaker. If I were involved in that kind of organization, I might suspect we’d be spinning our wheels instead of moving on and making the best of the time available to us for publicity and contract negotiation.
  • The California Supreme Court is hearing argumentson the gay marriage case. Hooray. It’s anyone’s guess how it will play out. My understanding is the CSC is mostly Republican appointees, but they have a strong record in recent years of strengthening gay rights protections. Regardless, the California legislature keeps pushing forward on marriage equality legislation and I believe that if the voter initiative puts the issue on the ballot again, the 10-years-after-Prop-22 citizens of California will make a different decision. (Side note: gay marriage is good for a state’s economic stability)
  • My office is handing out end-of-year bonuses and salary adjustments (try not to snicker at that “end-of-year” part… we made it before the end of the first quarter), and I officially get a fancy new title.
  • Happy birthday, Chastity Bono.
  • And National Grammar Day. Just remember, when your office grammar party gets wild and all the cool kids start dangling their modifiers or splitting their infinitives, try not to forget the true spirit of the holiday.

To celebrate, here’s a picture of a smartly dressed and scholastic-looking Ryan Reynolds. Hunky-dory.

Ryan Reynolds

Fun Stuff

I had a fiery and angry political post all ready to go, but got distracted and accidentally deleted it. So instead, watch the trailer for Starship Troopers 3: Maurader

Kill ‘em all!

Also, I saw a really awesome new service called Cover It Live being used to liveblog tonight’s debate over on the Bilerico Project. Part chat-room, it makes liveblogging that much more “live” and interactive. I’m thinking of finding an excuse to put it to use… especially since the creators are currently offering it for free. What kind of liveblogging event would you actually tune in to? I’ll admit, my devilish instinct tells me to liveblog something totally ridiculous, like my next staff meeting or the next conversation I have with Mom.

And while I’m sharing stuff for no good reason, here’s Daniel Radcliffe getting a very special award at the Theatregoers Choice Awards…

Link Farming

I want to draw you attention, first, to the handy sidebar section of my blog titled “Interesting Posts from my Blogroll.” Thanks to the wonders of Google Reader, anytime I see a post I find interesting, I can make it “shared” and it pops up in that sidebar. I tend to share 3-10 posts a day, and I do try not to abuse the system too much, so if you like what I say in general, keep an eye on that sidebar column for other links you might find interesting.

That said, here are a few miscellaneous things I’ve noticed lately that require short comments from me…

Crank calls result in unnecessary elctro-shock therapy. (via Kenneth in the (212))

I took a class in college on queer issues taught by a man who had actually experienced electroshock aversion therapy to “cure” his homosexuality. My younger brother also uses an device (surgically implanted in his brain and chest) to help control his seizures through mild electrical shocks. I won’t say that electroshock therapy is completely without value to society, but isn’t it time to say that using it in the manner this school does is barbaric?

Save rent control in California (via Left in SF)

First we engage the American public in the great pyramid scheme of subprime loans leading to impending crisis where people are on the verge of losing their housing. Now, we’re facing a statewide ballot measure that will mislead Californians into eliminating not only rent control laws, but potentially a vast array of other affordable housing laws. I simply cannot fathom the mindset of anyone who believes that its okay to jeopardize the fundamental needs of the poor and middle classes.

Sometimes the slash just writes itself (via IO9)

Cloverfield image

I’m actually a little excited to see Cloverfield. I blame it on my uncanny ability to avoid the lame viral marketing campaign for the last several months. Besides, I love writer Drew Goddard from the good old Buffy days when he showed up late in the game and knocked out some of the best episodes of the final season (”Conversations With Dead People”).

I, too, have mentioned how much this place rocks (also via IO9)

It was great to see my favorite bookstore on the planet show up in a new feature from IO9 (Gawker’s Sci-fi blog): bookstore profiles. Borderlands is awesome and I’m overdue for a trip.

San Franciscans can keep their handguns (via Metroblogging SF)

Well, despite the backing of nearly all local officials and a democratic vote of the majority of residents of my fair city, the courts have decided to strike down SF’s attempts to ban private (non-police) handguns, as well as the manufacture, sale and distribution of firearms. Dammit. As someone strongly in favor of gun control, I’m actually not all that upset by the ruling. It’s not because I’m getting soft on gun control or buying in to any of the NRA propoganda, it’s because I love seeing us testing and re-testing the limits and scope of the second amendment, even when it appears that “my side” loses a particular fight.

It’s all about activist judges. This is a clear case of judges deciding that the will of the majority, local biases and prejudices, even a solid argument for the social good are not enough to infringe on what they interpret as the rights of the minority. I love me some ”activist judges.”

See, smart folks like Matt Foreman have argued (regarding same-sex marriage, employment protections for transgender folks, etc.) that it is “profoundly wrong to put basic human rights up for a popular vote.” We should hope, first, that educated elected politicians should represent the best interests of all people and, second, that when they fail the courts can and will step in to protect the rights of the minority from the tyranny of the majority.

I disagree that gun ownership is a “basic human right,” but the principle is the same. Next time I hear a conservative ranting about them darned activist judges (expect a ruling in the CA Supreme Court marriage case by mid-year), I get to point to how the courts often work in favor of conservative causes, too.

All that said, I do hope SF lawmakers keep testing the boundaries of so-called “gun rights.” One of the great things about our legal system is that it’s a living and changing thing. Our understanding of what constitutes a right, what limits and restrictions on those rights are reasonable, and how the public opinion influences those rights are constantly evolving because we craft laws, test them, reject them, alter them, repeal them, and find compromises that satisfy everyone. We won’t find the balance in reasonable firearm regulation with only the NRA speaking out… we need to have San Franciscans testing the limits of the second amendment.

Laughing is Queer

After Elton has a great story about Sketch Comedy’s Greatest Gay Hits featuring some of the best gay-themed skits of the past 30 years. From Kids in the Hall to more obscure shows, it’s kinda cool to see both how sketch comedy changed in their portrayal of the gays and how to have smart (not-mean) humor about homosexuality.

My favorite skit, though, came from SNL:

Homocil

Although I think the list seems incomplete without…

Jake hosting SNL - opening monologue - DREAMGIRLS SPOOF

Team Puntabulous

I know that my loyal reader (note the lack of the plural) expects a certain professional impartiality from me when reporting on matters of true importance. I take that trust very seriously. Therefore, it is only with extreme caution, deliberation and consideration that I will allow myself to endorse an individual candidate at this critical voting season.

Yet, I feel that having weighed the various positions, conducted my own independent analysis of the relevant factors, and held my tongue until closer to the endgame, I feel it is now time to come out in favor of one of the top three frontrunners.

Therefore, we (note the plural form indicating a royal “we”) do endorse and support Puntabulous as your choice for the 2007 Gay Bloggies champion. Although Frank at OMG Blog and Fausto from Feast of Fools are admirable contenders, it is our considered opinion that they offer the same gay bitchiness and/or celebrity gossip already overly glamorized by our queer media. Only Craig at Puntabulous represents the invisible side of the gay community: the true geek. Oh, sure, those glossy fashion magazine will provide token geek images from time to time… they might reference Buffy or show some underwear model in glasses (gasp!), but this is the true story of a pasty young nerd who spends a lot of time playing with his lightsaber in his room. This gay geek understands the swell of hope and crash of dissappointment at Marvel’s comic book film adaptations, this gay geek has drawers full of argyle sweaters, this gay geek lives with his parents, this gay geek has unplucked eyebrows! Which is why we love him. So, go, vote thumbs up for Puntabulous and thumbs down for the other guys.

If you’re still not convinced, just ask yourself this… of the three candidates, which one do you think wants and needs free gay porn (the prize for the winner) the most?

Vote thumbs up for Craig here
Vote thumbs down for Faustus here
Vote thumbs down for Frank here

Then check back for the final round!