Our blog mascot’s (sorta) weekly thought to get you moving on a Monday morning. No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg. ~ Frederica Mathewes-Green* Apparently it’s abortion week in [...]
Our blog mascot, the lovely Elle is for Lizard, is back to remind you that spending Sunday in bed with a tremendous hangover doesn’t stop Monday and responsibility from coming. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. [...]
Our blog mascot offers a little food for thought to help you shake off the weekend for another miserable work week. The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind. ~ Marquis De Sade
Our blog mascot offers the usual start-of-the-week thought to get you going. I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. ~ Dorothy Parker
Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration to kick off your week. It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. ~ Douglas Adams
Our blog mascot has generously agreed to allow a guest motivator this week. Rockstar, puking machine and nephew-extraordinare Owen Ace provides your dose of Monday morning inspiration. This message has been approved by Elle is for Lizard.
Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration: Well, look who got herself a jerb. Of course, she walked away from a very important and secure jerb in the middle of record 10% unemployment, so I’m glad she was able to land on her feet when so many qualified folks with advanced degrees and expertise [...]
Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration: Some of you might have noticed that somehow a certain blog mascot got abandoned in a locked dorm room without computer over the winter break. Not to worry, I’m back now, and I’m sure we’ve all learned a valuable lesson. An injury is much sooner forgotten than [...]
Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration: Happy winter solstice! The darkest day of the year (which is appropriate for Jere’s contracts law final exam). But happy end of the semester for Fordham Law’s class of 2012 sections 3 & 4! Blow, blow, thou winter wind, Thou art not so unkind As man’s ingratitude [...]
Our blog mascot offers some words of inspiration: Jere’s first final exam of the semester is happening this morning. One week to go and I get to reclaim my role as the cranky and insufferable member of this bloggy team. In actually interesting news, happy Agnostica! Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can [...]
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